#thickerthenwater

[jinruinokibo]

@thickerthenwater​ replied to your post: Ritsuka Fujimaru has appeared! What to do? Propose...

Pet

      ❛ EH ? What’s up with this all of the sudden ? You’ve become a lot more affectionate ever since you came to Chaldea ... ❜

[gallowking]

thickerthenwater replied to your post: jinruinokibo replied to your post: ...

AHAHAHAAHA

“...Are you laughing at something, Monsieur?” 

[burdensword]

@thickerthenwater​ said: You’re King Arthur ?! But you’re like five two and a girl !

“ Yes...I am the KING ARTHUR who reigned GREAT BRITAIN during the DARK AGES. Is there an issue being a girl? Ordinarily, I would not favor this constant treatment but everyone who summons me usually has this reaction. I suppose it’s understandable since history would remember a King being a male, not a woman. ”

[vindictalead]

@thickerthenwater​ said ;  If a bunch of cats jumps on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

                   For a few minutes, the count stayed in silence as he kept his cigarette in between his lips, yet upon seeing that the other male did not quite catch the intention that he was indeed, being ignored by him, Dantes decided to finally pull his cigarette out of his lips in order to reply to his rather---- odd question;

"Listen, i do not care nor i have the time to waste with your ridiculous questions. If the question is eating you from the insides, i´ll recommend you to go find someone else who will answer it. I am sure you will find individuals much more interested in that matter than me."

[hearthhearted-a]

Make this Belial's third ascension create the strongest horny servant.

Bxbxbsdg what if this is the Forbidden Horny costume that you have to use a truckload of mats for ndjkslsdd

[jinruinokibo]

@thickerthenwater​ asked:★

▸Send me a ★ and I’ll bold what applies to your muse // accepting.

I like you / I hate you / I dislike you / I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me / You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me  / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /

[jinruinokibo]

@thickerthenwater​ replied to your post:       ❛ IF minecraft steve wore deodorant …. ❜

“ …But he can’t bend his arms back to apply deodorant”

     ❛ ... YOU’D be surprised at what he can do.  ❜  

[offthelaw]

@thickerthenwater​ said ; Did you know: Texas comes from the Hasinai Indian word tejas meaning friends or allies.

        "Oh?

                 ---Hah! One learns new stuff everyday! Didn't know that, sounds delightful" he spoke with a smile as he looked up from his seat at the man who brought the curious fact.

"D'ya have another curious fact to say pardner?"