#thin threads

[captivating-inhuman-resources]

i’m so glad to see you finally have a blog, erin! but can you please stop threatening to put spiders in my hallways. please.

- @michael-the-distortion-official

"I'll consider it, Distortion. I'm still mildly upset by the pantry incident."

[captivating-inhuman-resources]

Another avatar of the Web! Good to see you here, Erin. How are things going?

- @annabelle-cane-offical

"Oh! A fellow Web Avatar. I didn't think I'd encounter someone that quickly.

Well, things are going nicely for now. Aside from work of course. That's always annoying, but I manage. And how are you?"

[captivating-inhuman-resources]

Please don't fill my archive with spiders. We already have a camera problem.

— Ms Klein

"Oh? Fill the Archive with spiders? I already work here, why would I—"

Erin checks where the message is sent from.

"... there's more than one Institute?"

[captivating-inhuman-resources]

Tallis Riley. I'd say at your service but I'm only at my own and my patrons'. Not so much my "actual" human bosses. They're the boss of me as much as the few people who used to commission my services when I was freelance.

-T.R.

"Ah, I see. Well, Tallis Riley, if you aren't lying about your identity, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, I'm Erin.. Forte. Also not at your service. Actually I'm at nobody's service because I don't feel like working right now.

Is there something you need... Tallis?"

[captivating-inhuman-resources]

lmao look at this. Need three of them to match a fraction of my power. joking obviously.

-T.R.

"Oh, what the hell? Who are you, and what are you talking about?"

Erin is currently searching for the other two to deal with this.

[captivating-inhuman-resources]

"Hello hello! We're finally making our presence on the internet. Feel free to interact or send us a question or two! Sincerely, your favourite Web Avatar, E.F."

[fuckyeahtoilets]

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