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Parents: You need to do Thing X today.

Me: Alright I'll do it after I finish-

Parents: DO IT NOW

Me: But you just said...you...what.

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All Apologies

Thing X, a website run by former writers at the Onion, takes this opportune moment to apologize:

Let me take this opportunity to apologize to anyone who's ever been offended by anything at any point throughout time. To be challenged in any way, or made to feel an emotion that is not immediately recognizable, is the worst thing in the world, and something for which the incredible human gift of language should never, ever be used. We are sorry if your feelings were ever hurt about anything.

And I suppose I'd be remiss if I didn't quote two comments on that page, for what they are or anything is worth. The first:

Wow, you're professionals and all, but you don't get that a defenseless, harmless nine-year-old girl isn't really a suitable target for satire? You must be 4chan regulars.

and the second:

The girl wasn't the target for satire, the joke was the absurdity of being mean to the cutest, sweetest little girl to ever be nominated for the Oscar. The target was our celeb-bashing culture.

Read the entire article at Thing X.

#thing X #oscars #Quvenzhané Wallis #apology #onion

Mike is running to AdultSwim.com, and on 6/18, so are we.

#thing x #adult swim #mike bosccetti

EXCITING NEWS: Thing X is becoming AdultSwim.com on 6/18. Prepare.

#thing x #Adult Swim

Think X with Parks and Rec writer Megan Amram

#megan amram #thing x #lol

Old Man Meme Loses His House!

Uh-oh! Old Man Meme lost his house, and it looks like he's going to get put in a nursing home! Guess just this once, we probably should leave him alone and not turn him into an Internet meme...psych! Tough tacos, old man—we're gonna meme you harder than ever!