I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me

I like girly pop, cute animals and cartoons. I really don't like fascism. 🍉️‍⚧️ (24, she/her)

[corromon]

Tried doodling a charizard from memory. Her names Heather be nice.

[corromon]

Tried redrawing my slightly off charizard people liked hehe

[corromon]

There were too many people she tripped oopsie.

[virtualgirladvance]

fuck genetics i deserve g cups

[virtualgirladvance]

reblog to give me bigger tits

[grinly]

Guys stop! They have already crushed a small dairy farm - if this hits 1k Nebraska is so doomed.

[virtualgirladvance]

give me three reasons why i should give a damn about nebraska over a killer rack?

[tartrazeen]

We don't NEED a dairy farm if we get OP to g cups

[soupahvaporeon]

Lan doesn't need G cups guys.

They need K cups to go along with the robot powers

[virtualgirladvance]

uhh wait thats getting a bit high...

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

at 1k reblogs she gets Z-cups

[virtualgirladvance]

hold on i need to look something up

[virtualgirladvance]

no we dont !!

[themainspoon]

Sorry, but I just received a $100,000 bribe from the Hyper Fetishists, it's happening.

[virtualgirladvance]

are yall at least paying for the tits?...

[talon-dragonbeast]

i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever

"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon

"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon

"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war

[shortedbrain]

Unironically if you spread bullshit cop fear-mongering like this about about DIY HRT you should be considered by all trans communities to be a threat to our safety

[importantpics]

[skyemagica]

The only real man in Euphoria was Ali.

So much of this show was about performances of masculinity - Nate's facade, his father's facade, McKay roughly having sex with Cassie because it was the "correct" thing to do, the insecurities of even men who could have you killed in a heartbeat like Alamo.

There is nobody else like Ali.

He called Rue out on her bullshit from the very beginning - yet he did it in a way that didn't push her away from him. He told her exactly what relapsing was doing to her family and the people around her, and gave her his number if she ever wanted to go eat some pancakes. He was no-nonsense, yet if you listened to what he had to say, all he wanted was for Rue to find sobriety and have the happy young adulthood that he knew was still possible.

Even as things got more dire - Rue spiraling deep into addiction, not caring who she hurt, and even taking it out on Ali - he forgave her because he'd been in her shoes before. And, no matter how much it hurt to have his own vulnerability thrown back at him in her fit of rage, he stayed committed to his role as her sponsor, because he loved her like his own daughter.

When Rue overdosed, the well-spoken but mostly gentle man we saw on screen transformed - not for his own enjoyment of revenge and bloodshed, but to end the cycle that had ultimately ended Rue's life. And he went hard in the motherfucking paint.

No matter what you're struggling with, I wish everyone, including myself, could have an Ali in their life.

[savedgame]

NEVER ASK YOIR PARENTS TO PICK YOU UP A BEER WHAT THE FUCK KS THISSSS

[savedgame]

Listen tails this is my smart beer I’m smarter when I’m drunk

[duchessvongooseberg]

tonight, we let the LKLDS🏛️IL talk

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m not trying to be rude, but she just looks fucking stupid

[ragmana]

Says the owner of this fucking thing

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU CAN'T WEAPONIZE THAT PHOTO!!!!

[straycatj]

あの…あと５つぶ…

Ah...more 5 kibbles.....

[bimmyjimmy]

Imagine just having this guy hanging around

[backgroundmoose]

Imagine just having this guy hanging around (on your blog)

[thehmn]

There’s a college in my city that has a rumor that there’s a secret basement below the known basement that can only be accessed via some hidden stairs scattered around the school or by pressing a secret number sequence in some of the elevators. The staff at the school are super annoyed by this and have no idea where this rumor started.

But I know. I think it was me.

In my defense I never intended to start a rumor. Many years ago I worked as a cleaner at the school and one evening I had to transport one of those big floor washing machines from the basement to the second level via the elevator. When the doors opened a very confused looking man stood inside. He was one of those slicked back gym-bro IT guys and made no movement to get out. The elevator wouldn’t fit him, me and the machine so I asked “Where are you going? Up or down?”

He gave me a smug shit-eating grin and said “Down?” in a mocking tone.

It took me a second to realize that of course he wasn’t going down, we were in the basement, but his look and tone annoyed me so much I refused to admit I misspoke and instead said “Yeah, down. I don’t know if you’re going to the second basement”

His smile disappeared “There’s a second basement?”

“Yeah but it sounds like you don’t have access to it so I guess you’re going up? I’ll just wait”

I never thought of it as anything other than a funny story to tell about that time I got so annoyed with a guy that I invented an entire second basement, but it turns out he probably refused to believe a cleaner fooled him and the story spread.

[ursiday]

Earth

[catnoli]

oceanic whitetip shark with some pilot fish friends 🐠

[wordx]

i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

[berensreverie]

I make art about grief again

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[asksanguinius40k]

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you