Dec 20, 2021
Me: *sits in my chair*
Half an hour later, there are 3 cats in my chair, and I am on the couch.
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Me: *sits in my chair*
Half an hour later, there are 3 cats in my chair, and I am on the couch.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Don’s a proper scamp and likes to sit here so he can watch you on the loo 🤷♀️
But with that face he gets his own way every time 😻
Cat: *sleeping on my bag next to her bed*
Mum: *enters room* Why the hell is the cat sleeping on your bag when she has a big bed that we specifically bought for her?
Me: Sorry, mum, it’s hers now. She claimed it her territory. Can’t do anything about it and even if I could I wouldn’t BECAUSE SHE JUST LOOKS SO FUCKING CUTE SLEEPING THERE. MY BAG HAS BEEN BLESSED.
Why do cats think we want to see their buttholes in our faces... why...
Did my feline children drink the bowl of moon water beneath Artemis's altar that I was saving for khernips? 🤦♀️😂
Nearly a perfect ball but derpy leg 😂😂
We bought bedding with cat wizard and witches on and I think Moz is trying to be like one 😂