#things happened

[wolfythewitch]

My beautiful princess

[depressiveconan]

anything for you princess

[missinglaterals]

My awesome 8'5" / 256.5 cm tall turkey vulture woman who you can and should trust to not eat your loved ones remains if you put them into her mortuary.

[drtwit]

Miraculous Menaces: Property of Chloe

Someone said recently that it sometimes feels like Astruc reads crack fics without seeing the tag and makes them canon. As such, I will endeavour manifest my crack ship!

Mostly because all my other ideas are edgy nonsense that may be inappropriate for a kids show.

Come on, Thomas, you know you always wanted to make Drug Addict Marinette; that's why she's so manic!

Marinette: Poor Nino, she's been bullying him relentlessly recently.

Adrien: *Sweating* Has she? Haven't noticed, we've just been so busy. I'm sure it's all good though, Nino looks like he's loving- having a blast. Messing with her.

Marinette: He's just putting on a brave face. I'm sure he hates her constantly shoving him into the storeroom closet.

Adrien: *Muttering* On school grounds, Nino? Really?!

Marinette: *Patting his shoulder* I wish we could do something too, but he's made it clear he's too prideful to accept report her. We just have to hope that she isn't too rough with him.

Adrien: *Groans*

[eclipserewrite]

ok. my day isn't ruined per se, but. i don't think i can be normal for the rest of the day

[staariblestars]

Boys who cry wolf get Eaten alive by wolves I think that's how that story ends

@forgotten-elegy

[sillyangelcube]

Made some attack borders/thumbnails for this years artfight! (though, only of one team by now at least)

Not the best EVER but i still though that they are good enough to share

Feel free of using them, credits apreciated BUT not needed!