Dr. Twit

PhD in back-stabbing, Bachelor's in Bitterness, minor in annoyance and a nat 1 in worth.

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Also

Mayura pov:

And—

He was watching these dumbasses get their asses whooped in 4k, he will need pain killers for the headaches at some point

Gabriel:

"Sir, if you could cut an employee's pay for wanting their boss dead, no one would ever get paid."

Everyone looks like Spongebob to Mayura. Except Hawkmoth, he's Handsome Squidward.

The Duusuu part of her is offended at Larry daring to attempt to threaten her ship.

Max has to literally explain something to Alix adn Kim that they already used to get into the god damn museum.

Dutch is in the background of all this going:

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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Dark Horse

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

Gabriel listens to the social media reaction to his near death experience, Mayura and the Green Bandits fight, Tomoe recieves a visit from Ladybug and the worst person you know is having a good day.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58557754/chapters/225973871

Preview:

Tomoe appraised the girl before her with nothing but pressure. No emotion, not even distain, escaped her glasses, just a force of judgement pushed Ladybug back, kept even the all-powerful hero on the backfoot. Tomoe aimed to be a steel wall, utterly uncompromising without needing to be a direct threat; that is how you managed the politics of the corporate world, and how you kept those armed with bigger weapons than you at bay.

Ladybug, for all her power, was a weaker creature trembling under the surface, barely holding up the strength of the miraculous she did not deserve. For all her power, she was a mere child, unimpressive and nothing compared to a juggernaut like Tomoe, like the Mastermind. She was barely worth Hawkmoth's attention, and that fool was only on Tomoe's radar because he was willing to cut up her employees.

So no, Tomoe did not back down from the hero's attempt at a serious stare. Tomoe was the abyss, and she stared back, she made the brat blink and forced her to shrink.

"I trust you have good reason to break into my office," Tomoe uttered quietly, the subtle rise and fall of her chest the only motion she allowed. "A respectable person of the community should have little time to waste."

Ladybug cleared her throat again, nerves leaking into her voice. "I'd like to talk to you about a woman you sponsored recently; Ivana Srootvit."

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I finnaly had time to do it

I used an older animation version as an homage i should've picked a better quality of a photo from an episode from a different animation studio. The hair looks awful now lol you can definitely see I haven't done this in YEARS omg I can't believe how old the show is

I loved doing the scarf/cape thing tho and I redrew her eyes. Also kept the hair from the older desing cuz i loved that silhouette.

Also if you ask why the expretion? Imagine Volpina woke up and chose VIOLANCE that day off camera.

When I have more time, I'll try an S6 LB.

My opinion ain't worth much, but I think it looks great -- at worst, the pig tails and the main hair don't completely blend together, but that's me squinting. Always appreciated.

Oh God, I was still prepping for my GCSE's when the show first aired. I'm probably gonna be hitting a mid-life crisis by the time the show ends at this rate. And we still won't have the identity reveal!

Ladybug's expression looks like she's about to sigh through her nose and hit us with the "Yep, that's my circus and my monkey.". This is her watching footage of Volpina showing Ivana that she's not a rat person. Volpina did choose violence that day.

Have a good one!

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Just a dumb thought, when you made the kwamis get sick, I thought you would explore what a sick kwami would do to a transformed user.

This boils down to:

Hawkmoth with lag

"Desperator, I am Hawkmoth, I will grant you the power of making everyone feel the same—"

"What?"

"What—"

"I can't hear you! You are cutting!"

"... Lets start this over, Desperator, I am Hawk—"

"Whaaaaaaaaat?"

"I am Hawkmoth!"

"Big dome?"

"Hawkmoth!"

"Hong Kong?"

"HAWKMOTH!"

"... Snoop dog?"

"OH MY GOD—!"

This would lead to Chat Noir having to go to give the Akumatization disclaimer™ personally, and Gabriel's blood pressure rising so much he needed to go to the ER.

#LaggedHawkmoth

#FedupAdrien

#Nathalie was driving

This accidentally creates the most powerful akuma yet who constantly defaults to T-Poseing across the battle to assert domiance.

The upcomming chapter is actually going to explain why Plagg and Tikki got 'sick', but now you've got me brainstorming: Hawkmoth becomes laggy.

Chat Noir goes full destructive midas touch.

Ladybug hordes materials and starts building shit like a beaver overcome with the ancestorial longing to build a dam.

Volpina gets so fucking high.

Mayura gets pregnacy cravings (because the Peacock creates 'life')

Shell and Shock connection become literal magnetism.

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Some Menaces Related Thing

I basically gave up on this video half-way through, but thought I'd at least post what I did.

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Upcoming Menaces Chapter

In the latest chapter, Gabriel is doom scrolling after putting on his Hobo Vergil Cosplay civilian disguise.

Gabriel: "I'm beginning to get the impression that people don't like me..."

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Miraculous Ladybug - No More Heroes: Chapter 65

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55957627/chapters/221964591

Staying Alive - Summary

Nathalie and Chloe contest against their own memories while Adrien, and in the present Marinette, decide to deal with Defect, and Meltdown, once and for all.

Preview:

“Wait, I forgot, are you cool with us or an assclown like your boyfriend? ‘cus I warn you, I’m packing double the heat and I’m not going easy on you just because you’re neglect buddies with Adrien.”

Kagami stared ahead, her lips suddenly wound into a tight, trembling line. Which, honestly, Chloe found a bit rude.

“Hey? Kagami?” Honey scratched the back of her head, pouting. “I know you speak English.”

No words. Just a look.

It was an odd look, especially on someone as no-nonsense as Kagami. She looked sour, like something was physically pushing against the inside of her cheeks, but her lips refused to set it free. She flexed her brows, jerked her head back and forth, went through a whole collection of facial twitches.

Honey Mare concluded that Kagami was having a seizure.

Or she was trying to warn her about someone trying to ambu-

Shit.

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Miraculous Menaces Art: Breathless Hero

Thought I'd try to draw up something a little more dynamic than my usual stuff.

Trigger Warning for abusive implications just in case, 'cus it's Dutch.

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*runs so fast she hits herself with the wall* Lets pretend that I managed to post it the day you published the new chapter, here is a meme fresh out of the oven.

I will admit that I wanted to see what would have happened had Exterminator gotten Gabriel's ass, and him having to rely on Tsuguri tech, just because I was curious, since Nathalie in the main show had to use orthotics to walk prior season 6, would have been an interesting turn of events, and a hell of a fucked up arch for the Agrests if Gabriel got turned into this universe's Sublime, I wonder if that would have humbled the fuck out of him lmao.

But again, Queen Bee—I mean Chloé saved the day, quite honestly the way you write her she DOES deserve the bee miraculous, when shit calls for it, she really gets guts the size of Saturn!

I think you're forgetting the real MVP here.

Also, Chloe watching her 'Uncle' getting maimed by an akuma and the adorable kwami get backhanded and both just shrug it off. "What the fuck is wrong with Adrien's family?!".

Chloe doesn't need a miraculous, she just needs a reason and she will find a way.

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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: No More Shelter

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

Gabriel fights off his rogue akuma while trying to protect his identity and Adrien is too busy comforting Marinette to help.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Preview:

“It’s quite simple, Master,” Baudelaire concluded, hoisting himself up by his puppet strings to tap his chin, fighting a chilling laugh. “Hawkmoth has nowhere to run, no place to hide; and no weapon to defend himself.”

In Exterminator’s mind space, Baudelaire and the Mastermind floated by her ears, peering into her sight. “The butterfly’s wings have been clipped. One shot is all our akuma needs to end this.”

However, Mastermind’s discontent, that started as a disgruntled hum, struck the mind space in the form of lightning. “If one shot was all we needed to take this man down, we wouldn’t be here.” Her voice consumed both Baudelaire and Exterminator’s worlds.

“Until that man draws his final breath, he is a threat.”

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Miraculous Menaces Chapter 62 Preview + Art Dump

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Miraculous Ladybug - No More Heroes: Chapter 64

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55957627/chapters/210579231

We're All Gonna Die - Summary

The cavalry has arrived, Gabriel settles some scores, Marinette gets caught in Meltdown's gauntlet, the past team assault Tsuguri Tower, and finally, a miracle happens.

Preview:

Gabriel cocked his head back with only the most snobby of snorts, before taking off in stride up to Alec’s position. “My god, Baldy, I’ll have to commend you for introducing me to an entirely new feeling.”

“Oh?” Alec raised his brow, not in interest, just morbid curiosity. Because it was always morbid with Hawkmoth.

Gabriel clapped him over the shoulder, wearing a villainous, murderous smile. Though, at this point, everyone had come to know that this was the closest a man like Gabriel got to a joyful smile, so that was a good sign.

“What’s that then?”

“Being happy to see you.”

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World On Fire Chapter 64 coming soon - Dumping Art in the mean time.

Should be finished with editing today or tomorrow morning. Just dumping these images here so I don't have a repeat of Archive refusing to let any of my other image links work.

If you care, spoilers for the chapter to come:

Blue-On-Blue Violence

If Luka were here, it'd be a real twin vs twin match up.

The Faceless Menace

Chloe: "I never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with Hawkmoth's rebound girl."

Nathalie: "How about fighting side-by-side with a friend?"

Chloe: "I don't care if it's the end of the world; we are SO not there yet, Lady."

The Goodest Boy

Don't worry, Chaplin doesn't bite. Unless Gabriel tells him too. Adrien might be mad about the whole being a super villain and ruining his life stuff, but I'm sure Gabriel can win some dad points with technically getting him a puppy.

No Safe Harbour

I just want to mention that the model I used for the base of Meltdown is a monster from a Scooby Doo game. It makes me grin.

Also, Marinette is not having a good day.

Last Minute Hero

Meet Petrri - The Artificial Kwami of Consequence

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I don't care about your Lady Chaos Preview speculation; my boys are together again.

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Miraculous Menaces: An Uh-Oh in Progress

Volume warning: I didn't realize that Tumblr's volume button was just on and off.

Haven't finished this yet, but I figured I needed to post something for Valentine's Day... a whopping couple of minutes before the day ends.

Happy Valentine's day to this disaster, anti-social wombo combo.

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hiiii! so im not really one to interact with people online whether thats bc my fear of people or the internet in general but i just want to say that ur writing genuinely keeps me up at night. (in a good way). both miraculous menaces and no more heroes are so addicting and ur writing style is so unique that i havent seen anything remotely similar anywhere else. i find myself laughing at the ironic banter that is present in almost every chapter and makes every convo seem like its happening right infront of me. please dont feel pressured to even reply to this ask(?), i just wanted to let u know that ur literally so cool and i aspire to write like u one day. ok bye bye i dont want to write an entire essay😭😭

also if u do decide to answer this pls tell me where both of ur profile pictures are from ive been wondering for a HOT minutes

ok bye for real now💗💗

Well, first of all, I'm honoured to prompt you to interact with a digital person. Don't worry, your fears are well founded and you should have a riot shield up against your screen at all time; internet people are insane.

Always interesting to see people who read both of those fics due to the tonal whiplash that must come from it. Thanks for reading them both, I know they have a lot of crap to get through, I appreciate it very much.

I don't feel pressured, I enjoy answering asks and having some sort of interaction with readers. It feeds my obsessive ego very well. I don't know if a Menaces chapter has landed until Lephanfranches drops an ask.

I'm assuming by both you mean my Tumblr and Archive pictures. The archive one is just a funny expression from the character 'Windblade' in one of the Transformers comics.

Average reaction to meeting Starscream for the first time:

The tumblr picture is a piece of art I got from some free reddit commission years back. Long story short, in college I wrote a crappy book for my final assignment in creative writing; the art was of the lead character, Clint. It was about a theme park planet where all the animatronics have continued to function long after the planet is abandoned. They've developed sentience, but are still completely ignorant to the fact that they're robots playing out fictional stories.

Again, thanks for the kind words. Have a great day.

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Miraculous Menaces: The Cat Doesn't Bite

Don't you hate it when you bring a girl home and your pet doesn't like her?