#things jyn likes

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My lil’ ADCU artifacts 🖤

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Recently I’ve fallen in love with Clyde Logan, would love to listen to him ramble as he makes drinks at the bar, gently brushing his hair back. I wouldn’t mind his hand on the back of my neck as he pounded me over the bar: I said what I said

Look, DB. I’m not going to say you basically just described my ultimate Clyde Logan fantasy, but you basically just described my ultimate Clyde Logan fantasy.

I’m the type to go to a bar alone not to meet people or knock back a bunch of drinks solo... but to nurse on a few cocktails over a few hours and pick the bartender’s brain about obscure liquors and interesting mixes.

If that bartender was CLYDE FUCKIN’ LOGAN?

With his dark eyes and his sweeter-than-honey West Virginian drawl? Telling you all about his favorite cocktails to shake up on sultry summer nights? Talking about the whiskeys and tequilas he likes to sip after-hours when he doesn’t have any customers to tend to? Offering to pour you a dram of single-malt rye from his special stash after last call?

And when he closes up for the night, you’re still there with him, teasing the wisps of dark hair away from his jawline as he leans over the bar to kiss you? And you can taste the heat of that special whiskey on his tongue?

And he has to wipe up the bar top a second time for the night after the two of you are done with it????

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Tbh I just want Ronnie to eat me out on the hood of a cruiser and then raw me in the backseat while telling me I'm a good girl.

CALL 911 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY I AM ON FIRE

Anon, you might see something like this show up in a fic. Except I have this lil’ tiny thing with Ronnie where... maybe... just maybe... I really like it when he calls me a bad girl. 

*GASP* UH OH

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happy sleepover, cariñe! <3 <3 how's your holiday weekend going? what does your music choice look like this week? hehe besos! ;*

Mi amor! Mi corazón! Darling Wormy! I’ve been having a grand time being a lazybones, eating piles of leftovers, narrowly surviving a vicious hangover, being shook over the Mandalorian, loving on my old dog, smut-writing... just grand! How about you? Hope you’re well, sweet pea! 💘

Ooooooh, for tunes—I’ve been listening to a LOT of Princess Nokia recently, and this is kind of my anthem right now:

I’ve also been LOVING the EP2 album/mixtape by Yaeji. It’s like, one part badass K-electronica, one part indie, one part R&B, one part club rap, and uh, 100% amazing.

And in general I’m just always listening to Ty Segall, Lizzo, Mac Demarco, Noname, and Toro y Moi.

Here’s a track by Mereba I’ve had on repeat lately, too!

Hugs to you!!!

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Z my friend. My dear. My love. Serious question here. Should I buy that toy from This Is The Way? (because I definitely don't have that plus like everything else from that site already in my cart) 😘

DEJ, MY LOVE. Way late on this response - obviously - but it deserves to be out there, don’t ya think? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!

When it comes to basically anything made by Unbound Babes, the answer is a resounding YES. Fuck yeah for womxn-owned, queer-friendly companies.

But the Stellar glass toy referenced in This Is The Way is particularly dope. 

Pop it in the freezer to chill it for a couple minutes, suck on it like a sexy iridescent space lollipop to get your mouth wet, rub your clit with it, use it for some wavy-delicious massaging penetration... WORTH EVERY PENNY.

They also make a really great bit if you’re into that *cough*

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i rlly don’t know why- but i wanna fuck sackler while jammin to doja cat 😌

This is a mood.

I simply request that this track makes it on the bedroom playlist:

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'Feeding two birds with one seed' is the most wonderful alternative!!! I love it and I love you ❤️❤️ Sending happy vibes your way xxxx

Ain’t it? Who wants to throw rocks at birds?! However, I also like @fuckyeahvirgybk’s Italian translation of “getting two pigeons with one broad bean,” because thinking about throwing beans at birds is hella funny. 😹

Here is another thing my mom would always say... just in slightly nicer wording:

Love to you xoxoxo!

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i’ve been looking forward to swiped ever since virgin!reader x sackler was first mentioned on your blog and you went above and beyond, thank you!!! i loved it so much! BUT it made me think of the opposite... what if sackler thought his gf was innocent and sweet only to fuck her for the first time and discover she is in fact... just as filthy as him. she gives him a run for his money with her dirty talk, she knows how she likes it/what she wants from him she damn well tells him and blows his mind

1. Thank you so fucking much, I am THRILLED you enjoyed it! And

2. À propos de that opposite concept...

I’ve got some other boys’ fics to write (Phillip, Flip, Ronnie, Clyde, daddy!Charlie, sub!Sackler is the current WIP lineup with some other stuff on the back burners) and a fuckload of snacc/thot asks to catch up on, but you will see something like this for Sackler in the future. 😏 MUAH XO