Everything's the Worst
So, I dunno about y'all, but sometimes I just get sick of smart liberals.
Not that, ya know, I prefer the alternative...
But I was reading the Times this week, and there was a piece by Michael Friedman about global warming, and I'm like, "yeah, ok bitch, we're all gonna die, we get it; everything's getting worse, and we're all too fat and lazy and stupid and consumer-obsessed, and we eat the wrong things, and blah blah blah and whatever and OMGWTF OMGF FML." (Well . . . , we're not all gonna die; I already got my dead on, but you're all gonna die, and that just makes me so sad for you. Though you'll get to spend more time with Momma B in person, and that can't be all bad.)
Anyhoozins, point is: a) these folks are preaching to the choir; b) what the fuck do we do about it?
Nobody seems to be able to answer that question, and probably that's cuz none 'a you gots any answers, and, given how everything's the worst, I can see why......
But one thing that won't work: preaching to the liberal elite lame-stream media that reads the NYT.
Why has no one found a way to preach the gospel of OMG WTF FML to lazy, docile, conservatives?
Like, for example, start telling them that if they don't wake the fuck up, they're gonna hafta pay three times as much for their 74-ounce colas and the dollar menu at Mickey D's is gonna go buh-byezins.
Or, like, find a way to pull out some Jesus shit. Right?
Like how pissing all over the planet is probably not the best way to make God wanna letcha into Heaven? Like God isn't all "OMG WTF FML" watching what's happening to the Earf??
OK, momma knows it's harder than that--but seriously. Instead of nicely-worded editorials in the Times, can we seriously stop talking and start doing? Cuz Lizzie likes blogging wit allayall, and she don't need to cataclysm to get in her way.
Aright?
Later.