#thingsmandaplzsays

[mandaplz]

Shaving a vagina is kinda like paint by numbers....in reverse....while blind.

Me

[mandaplz]

You’re so gay you’d wear pussy themed eyeshadow on your eyelids.

Me to @pinesnevada about my hypothetical vagina themed makeup line

[mandaplz]

"I just don't keep up with boy Kpop groups anymore. I just got bored with that 'wearing weird black sweat shirts with studs on only one side and having a face that looks like I just ate a lemon' vibe."

Me when my sister asked me what that new Kpop boy group everyone was freaking out about

[mandaplz]

"Do you ever just know that someone's a good hugger? Because I feel like all of game grumps are."

Me having extreme friend thirst for the gg's when my sister is telling me about her time at rtx

[mandaplz]

Do you ever just know Bobby Flay's dick looks like one of those pigs in a blanket?

Me watching The Next Food Network Star

[mandaplz]

We're gonna make a sobriety test themed dance group.

[mandaplz]

Me an hour ago: why aren't I good enough for you

Me after he backhanded calls me stupid: FUCK YOU

FUCK YOUR MOM

FUCK YOUR CAR

FUCK YOUR FAMILY

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

[mandaplz]

Me: Happy same sex marriage day!!!

Sierra: oh I didn't know it was the anniversary of Pennsylvania legalizing it?

Me: NO BETTER. Now it's legal EVERYWHERE.

Sierra: EVERYWHERE?

Me: EVERYWHERE!!!

Both: [CHEER AND HUG LIKE THE LITTLE QUEERS WE ARE]

Sierra: wait

Sierra: now we won't know which state is America's next top homophobe

Both: 😐😐😐😐

Me: SAME SEX MARRIAGE EVERYWHERE THOUGH