Sep 25, 2020
“Does this shirt make me look fast?” -Michael Rogers, 2020 . . . #flash #shirt #quotes #thingsmyhusbandsays https://www.instagram.com/p/CFk6JDvFXls/?igshid=ove1gb2mx5vu
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“Does this shirt make me look fast?” -Michael Rogers, 2020 . . . #flash #shirt #quotes #thingsmyhusbandsays https://www.instagram.com/p/CFk6JDvFXls/?igshid=ove1gb2mx5vu
Went down south to Kambah today, and got some new games. Me: “The caption for this should be ‘Adults without self-control’.” @conmanau: “We left the store didn’t we?” #happymannng #thingsmyhusbandsays https://www.instagram.com/p/BnLghNSlQCs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fy5bdttnn6us
My brutal, death-metal loving, beer guzzler, tough as nails sailor husband comes home from school and sees me on the couch. "Why are you watching Korean dramas without me?!?!" >:/
I want to watch a musical set in pre-war France.
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He even mumbles in text... #thingsmyhusbandsays #autocorrectfail
"Burgers before hoes." Husband: "Yeah. So don't yell at me for being fat." *FULL ten seconds later* "HEY."