May 14
"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TORMENT ME?"
because i love u bae because i love you mwah
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"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TORMENT ME?"
because i love u bae because i love you mwah
WDYM INCANT FIND CAINE/MALE READERR IM SO PISSED OFFFFF UHGHHH
caine smells like leather and cigarettes in this essay i will
there should be like a ao3 tag where its just (Caine & Bees) and if it's a ship it should be called fuzzyteeth and its genuinely just caine and his bees having a blast
there is NO variation of caine that i would not crack. if it even slightly looks like an expressive, silly, well dressed being with teeth and sentient alive eyes inside those teeth as a head IM CRACKING.
idk man as much as i love writing caine as an oblivious thang its like shown quite in the show that he gets flirting cause of the moon being freaky and bubble being freaky and zooble being freaky and all but eh what do i care its fanfiction
just imagining my virus caine trying to backseat when i play dbd with a lil bucket of digital popcorn<3
modern day Sisyphus is standing over a pot of frying chicken nuggets and everytime the nugget is flipped its not just there yet