I'm the fucker

(20) robot lover

[justathingmylove]

WHAT'S ON THE MENU?

/HUMAN SLOP MAKER

『 BITES OF CAINE 』

╰ FAILED WORSHIP SUGGESTIVE

╰ THE DESPERATE AND HELPLESS ROMANTIC

╰ YOU HUMANS NEED SLEEP! WITH ME!

➤ A SLICE OF THE FUTURE

╰ SKINWALKER CAINE

╰ YOUR WIFE CAINE

╰ PERVERTED SMUT

╰ "DON'T LEAVE ME." "I'D RATHER KMS."

╰ CAINE, YOUR NEW CONVERTIBLE BED!

END OF LIST.

SCRAPS OF CAINE:

CAINE_SCENT,CAINE_MOUTH_BITE,CAINE_APOLOGY,

『 OBSERVING CAINE 』

╰ CAINE FINDS A CAT! HE'S NOT GONNA KILL HIMSELF ANYMORE!!!

SCATTERED INGREDIENTS. <- tag for random blurbs of writing

DID YOU THROW FISH AT ME??? <- asks answered

-LOVE,

THING

[koiagain]

when someone says something nice and now i have to sob for half an hour

[honeyyykat]

a lil bee stealing Caine's hat <33

he's made an adorable new friend!

[gracerockyyes]

Curses, foiled again!

[koiagain]

can I have one (1) dopamine Please

[algae-illustrations]

Grace, you can't say that!

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[nerminnzt46]

Drawing in the styles of my favorite artists

@katzebruh

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[honeyyykat]

caine is so tiny he only two apple tall <33

he's so little <3

[insomniacrori]

Stupid heatwave... nhguhguhg

I will make cuties suffer with meh

[klappersacks]

(via File Photo)

[mudwerks]

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

Tasty obelisk fries..

[memewhore]

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

[gingerhaze]

“It’s digestible”

[rhea314]

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.”  Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index.  Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5]  In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.  Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.  Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

The more you know! :D

[nianeyna]

I have learned a new thing today.

[soupwife]

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

[nianeyna]

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

[dancinbutterfly]

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

[mr-elementle]

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

[papapastoral]

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes

[elf7knight]

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post

[mukuroom]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[bored-animator]

Good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

This is sorta chopped but I don’t feel like developing it further sooooooo [link to the sketch for this]

[ubeng-ubas]

Some drawings for that one scenario I was talking about

GRHAHGWAIHFHA BLUE FAN????ART BLUE ART MAKES MEORT OGJEOUTOW HELLOOOOO THANK YOU HIIIIIII AFLPEGWROFHJEBEJTIJHBIER FUUUCUKKKK THEY SO WOULD. THEY WOULD!!!!

[pipshinwhatever]

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know