Sep 29, 2011
As long as she's 18, bro.
the bartender has checked me out at least 5 times. Bumped into me 3, calling me 'baby' after one time and putting his hands on my hips on another. Rushed over to take my drink order when the lady bartender was taking it. Expressed extreme dismay when he thought I said I was in high school, expressed an awkward amount of relief when I told him I was 18. Did I mention that the bartender is super fucking hot? I am unfuckingable to articulate how sexy he is. His voice is sexy... HE is just incredibly sexy.... just... MMMM. That makes it better... and much, much, MUCH worse.