Back Together BlackIce things Pt. 2
Late night posting addition. Part one is Right Here. Will there be a part three? Four even? Depends on how long their gonna rot my brain for. We'll see.
I just wanna inform everyone that the only way the scenario would go concerning a BlackIce, Who Did This to You? moment would be one asking this and the other responding like: YOU DID ASSHOLE! DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT REMEMBER THIS??
And the other who asked has to go like: ….Oh! Oh yeah! Huh. Die mad about it then >:|
My Worst Nightmare (affectionate)
Since they first knew each other, Jack has been ADAMANT, whole heartedly believes, that there's an audible difference between Killian laughing WITH him vs. AT him. He says he can hear the subtle difference but everyone else thinks he's crazy.
Conversations involving catching up about all the things that have happened in the past 910 yrs.
K: So yeah, I did get my leg caught in a bear trap once and that was pretty wild.
J: YOU DID WHAT??
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J: Did I ever tell you that I was kidnapped by pirates once?
K: Did I ever tell you that I was a pirate once
J: Doesn't surprise me. You do look like you contracted scurvy a while ago and still hasn't been able to get rid of it.
You bet your sweet ASS that Jack takes full advantage of that stupid fucking scarf he always wears. That shits ALWAYS getting yanked.
There will be the very occasional snow on Halloween. Jack uses this as a very blatant lie of an excuse to visit Kills on the job during the holiday.
They both STILL hold a grudge on Cupid. Stupidly in love once again and they still hate his guts. They tried complaining about it to him once and Cupid goes:
"Oh, so what I'm hearing is that you wanna break up YET AGAIN!? You wanna fall out of love twice, fuckers? Because I can make that happen! I can take all that away again right now. Stop running ya mouths."
The both of them never brought it up again after that.
👏Making👏up👏with👏the👏Mother's👏in👏Law👏
Mostly Jack is the one with the uphill climb on that front. Duna hates his GUTS and there is such a minute microscopic chance of her coming around to him again. And the image of Jack absolutely floundering about trying to win over this woman is amazing.
At some point Killian goes: "Dude, it's not gonna work. I expected this and it's fine that she doesn't like you."
And Jack goes: "It is NOT fine. I WILL win her over somehow and she WILL like me!"
Spoiler alert: She doesn't.
WINTER STREETS/FORESTS AT NIGHT!!!
It's their whole vibe and they love hanging out in those areas in the dead of night in the middle of winter. Because ugh it's freezing cold, it's scary dark, there is no one around and it's completely uninhabitable and miserable. But not to them!! They are probably the only ones who will find such a scenario thoroughly enjoyable and romantic even.
Killian, along with not being able to slow dance, also can't ice skate! He's never learned, so Jack abuses this 100% and has frozen many lakes to force him out on. It's the same thing as the dancing where it's one of the rare instances that he's more dependent on him. Ego boost of the century.
PLUS, MORE BED SHARING DIATRIBES! Because it's my new favorite thing
They don't sleep in the same bed often. Jack only needs to sleep every couple days and Kills every week, so it's only occasionally that this happens at all.
There is no one designated big/little spoon. They switch on almost a daily basis. They're both switches. It's just a matter of who initiates first that day.
BUT! Killian does sleep with his eyes open. So as long as Jack is not directly facing him as he's trying to sleep, it's all good.
It's a nonnegotiable requirement that Kills sleeps with the heated blanket. If he doesn't, he will get hypothermia in the night and will complain about it for the entire rest of the following day.
The night always starts of very normal, but as they sleep, they just get more and more tangled up. And it's WORSE because Killian's joints can bend in impossible ways, so they wake up the next morning absolutely MANGELED and in a mess of limbs.
