#thirdinline

[thehammondlegacy]

The third in line to the throne of Willow Creek is finally here. Crown Prince Henry and HRH Princess Sofia would like to share the first picture of their son Andrew Frederik Henry Philip Hammond. The new royal will be called HRH Prince Andrew from now on. With his birth, the future of the Hammond dinasty is strengthened. 

[aliensandcocaine]

sister: shows me a super hd cheeseburger

Me: i need that on my blog

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Me: The washer is available, My Queen

Sister: If I'm the queen, why am i doing laundry?

Me: Cause you're QUEEN BITCHFACE HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sister: I gladly accept that title

[aliensandcocaine]

cheetohs + beer = a grand time

[aliensandcocaine]

having an awesome time with my best friend and my sister(also my bff) drinkin withe these two ladies and smoking my menthols(:

[aliensandcocaine]

making macaroni and cheese is SO HARD

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Just got a three and a half inch sliver in my foot. Bitchin.

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Me: I'll even park near the store!

Mom: Getting Brave!

Me: IF YE HAD A CHAYNCE TA CHANGE YUR FAET, WUD YUR?

Mom: Why would I change my face?