He chose love, and I was undone

43 | any pronouns | mostly fandom stuff: Fallout, Critical Role, Saw, Final Fantasy, Elder Scrolls, DND, Baldur's Gate | parent | grandparent to a human and a cat | aspec thirstposter, bizarrely

[mazoga-the-dork]

Hey remember when Prompto took this absolute beast of a photo

Noctis: "Prompto, I'm really happy for you and Gladio but will you please stop showing me pictures of his butt every time we make camp"

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[xeemaee]

Reminder that this is sexy fanart and actual tenna looks like this

Vote senshi: (actual art by the woman herself Ryoko Kui)

[theultimaterewatcher]

is this tenna propaganda??

[xeemaee]

Not in the slightest! I actually think its deeply unfair for the principles of this poll that he has random sexualized fan art instead of a picture from his game while senshi and grace are just the photo that first pops up when you look up senshi or Ryland Grace. But at least senshi is still neck and neck despite this unfair set up!

[0sbrain]

Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden

in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it

a clean Tumblr url should look like this

blog safely

[big-papa-huge-time]

Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

[datasoong47]

[aphel1on]

sometimes i get really overwhelmed by love for blorbo and start saying things to myself like I need to gnaw his head off

[jellyeliart]

[sloppenslimer]

get this AI bullshit out of the aymeric de borel tag. keep AI out of fandom spaces.

[baantjer]

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

[lambasi]

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[wary-taru]

Bakery au 🍞🍰🥧 Rumi will enter the picture soon ✨

'Try not to eat the ingredients and have me run to the store and back again Zo.'

'I only did it once! And it was the chocolate chips not the strawberries, which I saw YOU munch on when you thought I wasn't looking!'

Zoemira owning a bakery together see my vision

here's my kofi my comms are open! :) 💕

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[slyandthefamilybook]

[aridotdash]

[cedarboughs]

Just looking at their reactions in the shot after that line is enough to say that this was definitely the original intention

[mazoga-the-dork]

Yeah I always interpreted that line as Han bullshitting tbh

[mazoga-the-dork]

It's always "when Baro", never "how Baro"

[traveling-spartan]

If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

[apheliondusk]

okokokok I have all the Tennocon live memes out of my system now

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[reasonablywittyatbest]

Ok but actually this exactly refers to jobs like children care, it applies to doctors, etc, because see not everyone has to have thier six hours at the same time, you can still have shifts, you can still have 24 hour stores, its just that no one will be working more than six hours.

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

[arsonistdoggo]

I was staring into the abyss of my own enclosure thinking how canonically bisexual Arthur Nightingale struggles with the appropriateness of his own masculinity.

For the other Arthur smoochers– hold my hand.

Arthur has all the stereotypical "masculine" attributes (that were most likely enforced by his father and other male figures in his life, ie. that conversation where he says kids mocked him for being too old for "playing with dollies" and how he stopped doing so afterwards)

Arthur gives me the energy of a man that is very stifled in his own skin, both with his role as a leader and his overall existence. In between horny dialogues Arthur is very awkward about other, more domestic stuff.

That added to his less stereotypically "masculine" attributes: Cooking, the offer to put an apron for the drifter, his past as a choir boy and interest in singing (which he only ever does when drunk) just make me want to squeeze that man.

My man is struggling with his own existence so much outside of his job it's actually crazy. Every time he mentions wanting to open a pub and have a garden and a huge garage I look at god and think: "Man he would thrive so much as a homemaker." IN A COMPLETELY NON PATRONIZING WAY LET THAT MAN BE A HOUSE HUSBAND OH MY GOD.

Anyways I feel normal and fine and well in the head.

[sevastiel]

YEAH!!

Arthur's a beautiful example of what the patriarchy does when one fully embraces it. (Quincy is an example of what happens when you are forced in, but try and keep the core of who you are, and Amir is an example of someone who cannot adhere despite trying, etc.)

Arthur's sooo good at being a manly man, he gets a good grade in Man which is both a normal thing to want and to be able to achieve. It only costs... *checks notes*

Himself.

All his passions and comfort and happiness.

So yeah, him actively discussing things he wants to do that aren't traditionally masculine is an OMEGA win to me every time I catch them. Hell yes rank 5+ arthur singing in the mall. That's what we call character growth.

[arsonistdoggo]

It's such a monumental thing to see him, even tentatively contemplate the possibility of doing those things without shame and it makes me so proud of him that being in a supportive relationship with the drifter (plus the overall insanity of their situation) embolden him to go try or even think about things outside of his little box.

I still think he has so much space to grow and discover things about himself under the right incentive (him talking about being embarassed to ask to play side and seek with the others because everyone sees him a "big serious leader")

It's nice that the Drifter is, by definition, so absolutely removed from any and all cultural expectations and such an almost mystical being that Arthur finds himself having space to exist every once in a while.

I just love him a lot and want him (and the entire Hex very strongly) to be happy and heal from their own isolation.