#thirsty binch

[antikate]

I just googled Jude Law in The Talented Mr Ripley and now you all have to look at this photo too

[thehappyhockeymask]

I just want Jerry from Fright Night to eat this coochie is that too much to ask

[verycorrectlotr]

tfw ur just a lil hobbti wanting 2 have sum nice tea but a big wizard comes around and brings a bunch of hot sexy dwarves for you to adventure with

bilbo really just,,, went on a cross country, perilous, insane hiking adventure for the sole purpose of hooking up with a dwarf huh,,,,

[thelostpsychologist]

tides are just water tiddies

[emily-simon]

☆ Is it weird dating a professor?

“Not really. I mean, we’re two or three years apart, so it’s not like he’s older and married. And he’s not a full professor, so it’s not really that salacious. Actually, sitting in his class was kind of hot, though. I know I should go on about morals and stuff, but... yeah, it’s pretty hot.”

[discoloverr]

i’m like disgustingly in need of some d….like i deadass dreamt about sucking Hugh Dancy’s dick and i woke up drooling