#thirsty blogs

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Waterboy has the prettiest fucking eyelashes WHY does he hide them under his goggles

Also? Absolutely lethal side profile, oh my god

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GYRO HAS SOFT HANDS I REPEAT GYRO HAS SOFT HANDS!!!!

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clingy!Waterboy who holds you like you’re about to disappear, most often so when you’re both at home on the couch and you’re chilling playing video games while he’s sitting in your lap long limbs wrapped around you like a koala nose buried in your neck not even looking at the screen

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Getting woken up in the middle of the night by the light from Herman’s phone, only to look over and see him poring over the Wikipedia article for insomnia

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Waterboy trying to impress you by tying a knot in a cherry stem with his tongue (he’s been practicing for months) but when he starts doing it with you actually there and watching him he just fucking chokes. Figuratively and literally (he didn’t think to take the cherry off the stem). You have to give him the Heimlich. Somehow this turns you on anyway.

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Waterboy waking up before you do and trying to sneak around so as not to disturb you, except he’s failing spectacularly because every time he moves more than an inch his wetsuit lets out a horrendous squeak

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Herman trying to leave hickeys all over you, but instead getting more and more disappointed when his spit keeps healing the bruises before they can form

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Clingy Waterboy

Waterboy being around you 24/7. Waterboy constantly giving you hugs and gentle kisses to remind you he’s there (as if his lanky ass could go unnoticed). Waterboy assigning himself to work missions with you if there’s an open spot on a slow day. Waterboy becoming your tall, wet, sweet, slightly-intimidating-at-first-glance, lovable shadow. Waterboy being happy as long as he’s with you.

You wrapping an arm around Waterboy when he’s within grabbing distance so as to better steer him in the direction you’re going. You continuing a conversation with someone while Waterboy leans over you with arms draped over your shoulders and on your chest. You lounging around in your shared home scrolling through social media while Waterboy lies down, head in your lap.