#this bitch tho

[fate221]

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[rejected-beater]

El's search history :0

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[mercyxkilling]

text inspired meme

@himbohotel said: don’t say ‘fight me’ unless you wanna have sex with me or you’re actually tryna catch a right hook. [johnny, of course]  

well... that was something she could get behind. maybe she needed to adopt a similar policy herself. it’d definitely simplify things in her already overcomplicated life. “fair enough,” mercy says with a nonchalant sort of shrug, then after a moment she leans forward a bit, as if she were letting johnny in on some sort of big secret. “but i feel like, y’know, i’d just tell you to fuck me if that were what i wanted you to do. just so there’s no confusion later on down the line.”

and then she slid back and away, out of his personal space as if nothing had happened at all.

[vintagedolan]

grayson dolan, shot by jorden keith

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

DELETED SCENES AND EXCERPTS

Javert: I strongly suspect that Monsieur Madeleine is escaped convict 24601.

Everyone: What? No way, you're nuts.

Mayor Madeleine/JVJ: *nervous laughter* So wrong, hahah.

LATER

Mayor Madeleine: Who am I? 2460ONNNNNNNNNNNE

Javert: Y'ALL BITCHES DIDN'T BELIEVE ME

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

LOOK AT IT

I. WAS. FUCKING. RIGHT.

YOU FUCKING DOUBTFUL-ASS BITCHES DIDN'T FUCKING BELIEVE ME, AND NOW THE REAL 24601 IS ALREADY OUT THE GODDAMNED DOOR ESCAPING

WHO'S UNHEALTHILY OBSESSED NOW, HUH??

Everyone: Uhhhh...it's still you.

Javert: Sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of me chasing him to a hospital, a church, and subsequently making a major job move to follow the convict to Paris and stay there ten years despite never catching a whiff of him until days before my suicide, also brought on by him.

[your-kpopmama]

Y O U R T A G S IM FUC KIG CRYING

[voxfeles]

[yelenapines]

so mu ex-friend thinks that I'm trying to make all of my friends date me and that they can't sleepover with me because I might do something while they sleep.

LMFAO yes I, as the Big Bad Lesbian™️, have the job to convert everyone to faggotry. I make friends to make them fall in love with me. if I fail to do that within two weeks, I am required to move on to the next target. once it's all over, I take all of my victims to the dyke orgy where we will celebrate their convertment.

I'm so sad she found out my secret ploy 😔.