#this canon

[danrifics]

“Highly unorthodox” and it’s literally just their wedding or some shit

and they’re getting married dressed as a sexy nun and a hot priest

[pollenallergie]

you go over to Billy Knight’s flat for dinner, it’s only your second or third date. it gets late, you’ve had a couple drinks, so Billy offers to walk you home. you ask if you can just stay the night, even offer to sleep on the couch so things won’t be weird. Billy agrees and, in his opinion, he agrees way more quickly and eagerly than he probably should have. he offers you his bed. you go back to his room and find his bed in the middle of the room, with the foot of his bed pushed up against the wall just underneath his window, so that the glass rectangle towers over the bed. you inquire about the odd bed placement. he shrugs and bashfully explains that he likes laying in the warm sunshine during the summer months. you suddenly realize that the man you’re dating has the mannerisms of a mostly-lazy housecat. wyd?

[miss-macaroni-vii]

Baiken threw away gender and Bridget picked it up to give it back so here we are

[boredfanatic]

this is canon. 

[levaduraenpolvo]

techno, out of the blue, just chilling in his house alone: should we stab ranboo?

[sanguinessunflower]

Darcy: So, what you do is you put your hands on your knees and-

Erron: What in god-fuck-tarnation, are you doing Kabal?

Kabal: *hands on knees in booty shorts staring at Erron with Nicki Minaj playing in the background, breathing heavily* Kaballin'

[incorrect-dragonquest-quotes]

Serena: The best revenge is being really really nice!

Jade: Or murder.