boredfanatic

i have too many things to obsess about. please send help

[boredfanatic]

and i cannot stress this enough!!! lets give mic some credit

[targetedknowledge]

[yumrockz]

this isnt even funny you guys im in tears

[boredfanatic]

[sillyzlaurr]

Friendly reminder. One day the "deltarune tomorrow" joke will no longer be a joke. And then the world will FUCKING EXPLODE

WE'RE SO CLOSE!!!! REAL TENNA N MIKE ARE SO CLOSE!!!!!!

[nsomiy]

bonding power

[shutinthenutouse]

[2649901]

[jellyjamheadobb]

[oneshimaru]

Chihiro getting therapy ft. Alter Ego diligently taking notes 📝👀

[etchif]

air fryer

[raccootic]

Forgot i had tumblr, srry! Here is art

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

how dare ao3 go down right before I tried to go to the next chapter right after my blorbo got kidnapped

the pain I feel when I forgot to download the fic and the site goes offline right when my blorbo is about to get down and dirty with his archenemy after 100k+ words and 20+ chapters of yearning and sexual tension and them trying to kill each other :(

in all seriousness, thank you archive of our own for always keeping this site up and running. you guys work harder than anybody else just to keep this place, that is a getaway and a safe place for millions of people all over the world, running as smooth as possible. we know maintenances are necessary and we love and appreciate you so much

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[orcboxer]

[dangerously-human]

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

[mclennonyaoi]

when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

[mclennonyaoi]

all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad

[mclennonyaoi]

though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents

[mclennonyaoi]

[brofligate]

I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

[brofligate]

Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this.

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu’s fine

[brofligate]

But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin?

[oblivionofthewise-deactivated20]

"At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. “ if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

That’s French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven.

[doggendoodle]

[krystalmelodie]

It’s always nice meeting fans while out on patrol 🤗

[krystalmelodie]

Bonus: