boredfanatic

i have too many things to obsess about. please send help

[boredfanatic]

and i cannot stress this enough!!! lets give mic some credit

[yumrockz]

this isnt even funny you guys im in tears

[boredfanatic]

[sillyzlaurr]

Friendly reminder. One day the "deltarune tomorrow" joke will no longer be a joke. And then the world will FUCKING EXPLODE

WE'RE SO CLOSE!!!! REAL TENNA N MIKE ARE SO CLOSE!!!!!!

[nsomiy]

bonding power

[shutinthenutouse]

[2649901]

[jellyjamheadobb]

[oneshimaru]

Chihiro getting therapy ft. Alter Ego diligently taking notes 📝👀

[etchif]

air fryer

[raccootic]

Forgot i had tumblr, srry! Here is art

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

how dare ao3 go down right before I tried to go to the next chapter right after my blorbo got kidnapped

the pain I feel when I forgot to download the fic and the site goes offline right when my blorbo is about to get down and dirty with his archenemy after 100k+ words and 20+ chapters of yearning and sexual tension and them trying to kill each other :(

in all seriousness, thank you archive of our own for always keeping this site up and running. you guys work harder than anybody else just to keep this place, that is a getaway and a safe place for millions of people all over the world, running as smooth as possible. we know maintenances are necessary and we love and appreciate you so much

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[orcboxer]

[dangerously-human]

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

[mclennonyaoi]

when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

[mclennonyaoi]

all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad

[mclennonyaoi]

though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents

[mclennonyaoi]

[brofligate]

I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

[brofligate]

Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this.

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu’s fine

[brofligate]

But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin?

[oblivionofthewise-deactivated20]

"At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. “ if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

That’s French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven.

[doggendoodle]

[krystalmelodie]

It’s always nice meeting fans while out on patrol 🤗

[krystalmelodie]

Bonus:

[dragongirlsweetie]

i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me

[microdyke]

maybe they all hate spike..?

[snuuufi]

[saul-tortellini]

oh my god

[saul-tortellini]

oh my god