Taylor would: a memeingful reference.
(Reference for Taylor, a character in demon charmer)
- be extremely petty, especially to Jordan
- wear heeles
- use no other brand but Always Infinity with Flexfoam for his periods (pre transition)
- do the blanket burrito thing in summer
- watch anime like a weeb
- play games, especially ps vita and 3ds games
- be one of those annoying reformed villains that still annoys the main character about stupid things just to make them angry
- to drink vodka from the bottle and be totally fine
- give himself cat ears for no reason other then to make cat puns
- be very quiet at first bc he’s afraid of everything
- ice skate during winter to relive stress
- shape shift into the others and do shitty impersonations of them
- be a meme lord
- be the person to say things without knowing what they mean, eg. “Jordan your a cuckloid” “do you even know what that means??” “Nope, and I don’t particularly care either.”
- insult others as a way of showing he cares about them
- swear about literally fucking EVERYTHING
- wear hoodies all year round
- make boob jokes even after his surgery
- eat shit tons of junk food without thinking about any of the consequences
- complain about everything for no reason
- constantly talk about having the answers to Philipe and ants college homework but never actually telling them so there just angry
- did I mention being petty? Because he’d also eat the others leftovers and delete random computer files just to be a nuisance
- always have bags under his eyes bc what is sleep lmao?
- actually care about the others but be very vague about it
- be emotionally shut off and disconnected
- wear white and pastel pink striped socks
- give lucifer the biggest shit eating grins and say things like “hello soon to be mother in law” just Because it pisses her off. It also get to the point lucifer asks Jordan why he’s engaged to the guy that almost destroyed the entire fucking world.
- cringe whenever ant says anything pun like, but then later that same day make seven terrible puns in a row without mercy
- be Very embarrassed about introducing his sister bc wrath is a fucking nightmare and the fact she has 2 wives and 1 husband still shocks him to the point of a minor heart attack
- probably eat the amount of food luffy and ask Ketchum eat combined + some
- probably abuse his shape shifting abilities and then pass out from energy exhaustion
- be very glad he has three soon to be husbands that deal with his shit and love him unconditionally