#this could work!

[the-gift-givers-residency]

Here, let’s see what we have…

[A very shiny dress appears in their arms, it’s a bright yellow with sequins literally all over it. It was sleeveless, with clear ribbon ruffles lining the skirt. Gift almost recoils from shock]

God! No, i’m not trying to cosplay a disco ball.

[Shiny dress disappears from their arms, only to be replaced by a slightly shorter black dress, lined with blue glitter at the waist and bottom of the skirt]

Simple and easy. Maybe, not exactly my colours though… We got anything red?

[The black and blue dress disappears as well, replaced by a red tailcoat, only the tail seemed to extend down to the floor to mimic a dress or cape. Gift studied the coat. It was fully red, with some lighter reds for some added detail in places. The sleeves, collar and inside of the tailcoat was a darker red.]

Now this is nice… Much better, potential present gods. Maybe we add in a top-hat of some sort… And some fancy shoes, maybe heels! Yes, I see this one working! Perhaps some nicer jeans, too…

[beastbozzo-blog]

why haven't we ever tried to convince anyone im a real dinosaur before we could be making that jurassic park money guys

[kariachi]

A Skit For Your Reading Pleasure

As I'm working on figuring out more of Osmosians' evolution and cultural growth based on what we've seen of them, their powers, and what we are assuming is a rocky, barren waste of an native environment; I present to you, my current image of how they began herding.

Our heroes shall henceforth be known as Osmosian Herder 1 (OH1) and Confused Friend (CF).

~

[We begin on a vast, extremely rocky plain. Off in the distance we can hear the raspy, grating sound of metal on stone. In the foreground we see two young Osmosians. Well fed and with a shelter to return to, they are bored. As such, they are sitting, camouflaged in stone, staring off into space. One nudges the other.]

OH1: Dude.

CF: Yeah?

OH1: Look at those things.

[The youth gestures in the direction of the noise, drawing attention to a large group of beasts resting several yards away. They're non-aggressive, and seem to be taking no interest in the comparatively small predators. The first Osmosian is gazing at then contemplatively.]

OH1: What do they eat?

CF: Um, rocks. You know this, did you hit your head or something?

OH1: Rocks. Fucking rocks.

[The second appears concerned.]

CF: Yeah, look are you feeling alright?

OH1: I'm fine, I'm fine. Rocks. We have rocks. We have an overabundance of rocks. Can't move for rocks.

CF: Yes, yes we do, and no we can't. Let's get you home huh?

[The two rise, the first jumping to his feet with purpose and the second rising cautiously. The second grabs the shoulders of the first trying to lead the other home. The hands are shaken off as the first strides confidently toward the unreacting beasts.]

OH1: Help me grab some of the small ones!

CF: What?!

OH1: We're taking them home with us!

[littlebitalexis]

omg.

What if i write my final paper for my ethics class on the morality of imprisoning Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer in the Seinfeld finale??? Like, whether 'good samaritan' laws are just or not, using the framework of Seinfeld.

[riseoftheguardiansconfessions]

Confession

“I’ve got an idea that I think might help with getting a sequel but I need your help for it to work. This is the idea. What if we contact as many fans as we can and then all of us join up in asking/demanding the cinemas/theatres all over the world to put Guardians back on. What if we do this and then (money permitting) we re-watch it as many times as we can.

 Okay you’re probably all thinking this is a stupid idea but think about his. If a lot of people contact a lot of cinemas/theatres (say if we can find enough fans, 30 calls to each cinema/theatre) and we do it all over the world or at least the USA and UK then this could work.

 If the cinemas/theatres see an opportunity to make a lot of money from this then I think they would do it. Also this could be the first time in history. (At least animated movie history) If it got into the papers or on the net then a lot of people may ask, “What is it about this Guardians movie?” and then even more people would go to watch it.

 You might say this idea will never work, but why not? Give me a reason.

 Please think about what we would lose and what we would gain. What we would lose is nothing. If the cinemas/theatres don’t put it back on then we are no worse off than we are now. What we would gain is a lot more money (and maybe fans) for Guardians. Even if it was just back on for a week or two we could get a good few million, and remember that every penny that it makes at the box-office is another penny closer to getting a sequel. This may also help the Blu-ray/DVD sales. The very least it might do is make DW sit up and say, “Wow these guys are serious about getting a sequel.” Please help me and spread this massage to as many as you can.

 P.S Remember this. We have already achieved so much.

 1: We have the biggest fan-base of any DW movie.

 2: We are doing well in the Blu-ray/DVD sales.

 3: This page has over 1000 likes.

 (Referring to https://www.facebook.com/LikeThisPageIfThereShouldBeAReseOfTheGurdians2#!/LikeThisPageIfThereShouldBeAReseOfTheGurdians2)

 4: We have a petition with over 2200 signatures.

 5: We’ve been in contact with William Joyce, himself.

 We’ve done so much and I think we can do this too.

 What do you all think?

 Can we do this?”

[aliensdotjpeg-blog]

Brother: What are you going to do if that gets you into life-or-death situation?

Me: I'm going to dance my way right out of there.

Brother:

Me: No, this makes sense!

Brother:

Me: I'll dance, and so they'll get confused and I'll just dance out the door!

Brother:

Me:

Brother:

Me: Or I'll be murdered.

Brother: *walks out of the room*

[thosewildcharms]

so i haven't watched the new parks yet (I NEED A DOWNLOAD HELP?) but i am gathering from my dash that tom/ann is a go? 

IS THIS REAL LIFE?