Ehem, assuming these two somehow end up liking each other and being in a relationship…
Neko is quite the horrible cook, so Fushimi does.
Very often, multiple times a day over the smallest things. They are both too stubborn to apologize or to admit they were wrong, but in the end they get over it and wordlessly forgive each other.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?
Neko mops around in his house at Fushimi’s absense or goes out in hopes of getting some entertainment. Fushimi pretends Neko doesn’t exist.
nicknames for each other?
Jerk With Glasses and Fur-ball.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?
who steals the covers at night?
Neko, definitely, but he’s one to sleep clinging to a person so it’s often not a problem for Fushimi.
what would they get each other for gifts?
They have this kind of unspoken game of “Who gets the worst gift?” so they both buy things that would make the other angry. In the end, they know it’s all done with some sort of affection and find a kind of joy from getting them.
Someone needed to shut Neko up. Aka Fushimi kissed him first.
Neko. He’s more daring in that aspect.
Fushimi’s memory is much better than Neko’s, so he does. Neko doesn’t pay much attention to those details unless they are very important.
who started the relationship?
Neko would insist on it, but Fushimi was the one who made it “official.”
Most definitely Fushimi. Neko dislikes cussing.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?
Nurse the other back to health. Neko would voice concern and smugness at the same time (Does it still hurt? Ha! You’re not so strong after all! Do you feel better? Do you need more medicine?), while Fushimi would express reluctance and bitterness (Tsk. Why did you have to get yourself in this trouble?), but he would take very good care of the boy.