#this damn assignment.............................................................................

[okthatsgreat]

im like if a creative writer didnt like to creative write

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

immediate friendship

[airbus-a380-800]

>first day of a class that the professor stresses is very difficult

>ask if it’s challenging material or taught poorly

>professor doesn’t understand

>pull out a diagram showing what is challenging material and what is taught poorly

>professor laughs and says “it’s a good class, sir”

>look inside

>taught poorly

[takatul]

now I'm wondering, how would the dateables, specially the most down horrendous™ ones, react when the reader FINALLY puts on the glasses after weeks of teasing and anticipation (on the Roommates!AU)

all I know is that Roomie is having a field day watching it all go down LMFAOOOO

It was a fucking nightmare LMFAOOOOOO😭😭

For the sake of formatting (& my sanity) the dateables are sorted into 3 groups: flirty, horny, and repressed.

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group 1: the repressed🪨

➛ These dateables want you bad. Like, down horrendously bad. Yearning? Longing? Cross it off the list. However, when speaking to them for the first time, they practically freeze up. Some objects acting cold and others even snapping at you. Yeah— they’re fumbling you for the first couple of days…

Eddie the king of being a fakeass-nonchalant. You thought he was standoffish at the start? Amplify that by 10x. When ordering, he’ll place your drink in front of you and walk away. No greeting, no self-introduction. Eddie’s secretly beating himself over it. Fuck. Give him a few days.

Dorian acts the same. Mostly. He’s being chivalrous when the door opens as you approach. Totally not a distraction from his twitching hand, aching to reach out and hold yours. The man tries to ignore the thought of pressing you against the wall, exchanging desperate kisses that leads to something else—

Hector has no words. Literally and figuratively. You tried to meet him, but you’re meet with a narrowed stare before his eyes/hands vanishes into the vent. He’s panicking. Imagine being invested in a fantasy: soft intimacy, tender affection, and whispering your name into the warm air. Then it’s made into a reality. His heart is exploding. Please don’t mention the sudden spike in temperature.

★ Honorable Mentions include Barry, Betty, Bobby, Bodhi, Captain Jacques Pierrot, Celia, Chance, Daemon, Dante, Dasha, Diana, Doug (ik shocking), Florence, Friar Errol, Holly, Jean Loo, Jerry, Keyes, Luke, Lyric, Mateo, Penelope, River, Shelley, Teddy, Timothy, Tydus, Willi, xxXShadowL0rd420Xxx, Zoey

group 2: the horny🍄‍🟫

➛ Self-explanatory. These dateables are pent up from Roomie’s teasing. To a point, it’s actually concerning. Whether they’re cracking you or you cracking them, it doesn’t matter. Of course they’re not only interested in steamy makeout sessions, but are rather... hungry. The moment you step in their vicinity, you’re not leaving for a while.

Tina has been searching for a good pair for a long time. You’re 100% cooked when you finally meet her. Insults spew from her lips like a toxic ex. Yet. Her actions say otherwise: sultry eyes raking your form, while delicate arms wrap around your neck. You’re trapped, and she knows you love it. Now, go get Roomie!

Daisuke is a certified freak. He knows you well enough through Roomie. So, if he appears when you’re mouthing a spoon, gently pulling on the utensil, prying it away from your lips— before maintaining eye contact and slowly licking a stripe up the metal, just to vanish right after? Try not to get flustered. Or do. He loves your reaction either way.

Sophia was one of the few that weren’t fazed at the second pair of dateivators. If anything, she had plans. Already created multiple role play scenarios and costumes to go with them. There’s no need to worry, everything is taken care of. All you have to do is obey. Even if it means kneeling and peering at her so innocently. Be good for Mistress, hm?

★ Honorable Mentions include Bathsheba, Ben-Hwa, Cabrizzio, Connie, Dirk, Dishy (no comment), Drysdale, Friar, Harper, Hero Hime, Mac, Mitchell, Rebel, Reggie, Scandalabra, Stepford, Tony

group 3: the flirty🌹

➛ A combination of groups 1 and 2. Repressive yearning + horny is a deadly combo, which can leave your heart racing or your legs shaking. Pick your poison. They act the most “normal”, but don’t be fooled— they’re just as desperate for your attention. From the start, they’re quite honest with their feelings and intentions. Why bother hiding the truth?

Amir is showering you with compliments left, right, and center. Can you blame him? He just adores you so much! In his company, every part of your body is shamelessly lavished. Especially if he sees you smiling. It’ll never compare to the shooting stars in the sky.

Winnifred and her southern accent sends your heart racing. She knows it. Her other relationships know it. Combined with her storytelling, it’s easy to lose track of time. Oops! Well… since you’re already here, why not stay for another story? The woman chuckles, a satisfied glint in her eyes as you take a proper seat. You’re such a sweetheart, aren’t yea’?

Prissy, upon the first meeting, asks you to ‘flirtilize’ her— immediately catching you off guard. Despite turning into real plant already, she insists you help her maintain authenticity. Sometimes you water the plants, or utter words full of praise. You’re by her side everyday. When other dateables grumble or huff at her underhanded tactics, she simply sticks her tongue out, making sure to hold onto your arm with a smug smile.

★ Honorable Mentions include Abel, Airyn, Arma, Artt, Beau, Beverly, Cabrizzio, Curt & Rod, Daemon (ik he’s a glitch SHH), Dolly, Dunk, Fantina (assuming her behavior is corrected), Farya, Freddy, Gaia, The Hanks, Hoove, I.Ronaldini, Johnny Splash, Koa, Kopi, Kristof, Lady Memoria, Lucinda, Lux, Maggie, Mikey Transaction, Miranda, Monique, Nightmare, Parker, Phoenicia, Rainey, Rongomaiwhenua, The Sassy Chap, Sinclaire (if fixed), Stefan, Stella, Telly, Textbox-Chan, Vaughn Trapp, Volt, Wallance, Wyndolyn

Extras ! !

group 4: trash 🗑️ ➡️🔥

Keith. Screw you man. Seriously😒.

[eurydiceryn]

So Mommy Long legs got Exiled? Also what is the food situation? Has any tired mushroom farming or Roach Ranching?

assuming this refers to the two leaders au, mommy isn't exiled since it's all fairly canon compliant. however, i would argue she's somewhat cut off from the rest of the toys (minus the ones positioned in the game station w her) due to permanent guard duty.

although, in all honesty, she much prefers the solitude over others intruding in her space

[deepseacreecher]

This counts as jotakak I think

My beautiful Inspo piece

[pharmasrightarm]

separate ways

[helimir]

INCREDIBLE how alexander skarsgard made SecUnit in human clothes the most inhuman performance all season