#this dude?

[umilily]

why do i feel called out

[m0thcl0wn]

“Welcome to The Game, Max Green.”

[time-jester]

Hubba hubba, who's this sexy bastard?

[snapbackcake]

This my low key side boyfriend. Pls no questions.

[lyblogging]

“babe, are you sure we can trust this guy? he’s been staring at his sticks for a real long time...”

“yes hon, u gotta trust me he gives off Powerful Ally Vibes.”

“hmmmMMMMMM after careful consideration and careful staring at my Wooden Sticks of Destiny i have concluded thru my Divination Powers..........”

“.... that everything will be alright. you two will have a prosperous and fruitful marriage. both your families shall approve of the union and at least one (1) of your family members will humiliate themselves on the wedding banquet.

it will be aunt retsuko. with the stripper pole.

that aside, congratulations! i wish you a very happy life.”

“!!!! baby!!!!”

“you see, hon???? you see???? i TOLD you he was the real deal!!!”

“and i told u the stripper pole was a bad idea.”

“you were the one who wanted to invite aunt retsuko, don’t look at me.” 

“are you girls gonna pay me now oooooor”