#this dude??

[kiana-anm]

HELLO??? The audacity?? He's highk chopped ngl (I hope he gets humbled)

[suredid]

"This is the guy?"

Rule number one when it comes to doing that James Bond shit? Don't touch your ear and make it obvious you're bugged.

"Da, he is pretty, no?"

Rule number one when it comes to DARCY doing that James Bond shit? Pretend you're annoyed with your stupid headphones for not fitting into your ears correctly and occasionally mutter to yourself about it and pull it from your ear to glare at the thing like maybe looking angry enough will scare it into compliance.

"Babulya, you're such a sucker for good hair. That's all it is- ugh this THING keeps falling OUT of my ear-"

Somewhere just behind this park is a cafe and a blonde with two dobermans flanking her seat. She is sipping her coffee and flipping through an issue of Vogue ... and smiling at the way Darcy keeps calling her Babulya, even though by all appearances she is at best ten years older than her great grand-daughter.

In the park, Miss James Bond herself (or is she Ethan Hunt? Hm. Jack Ryan??) is watching a man the two of them have been tracking for weeks now. Well, LESS obvious than that because her eyes never linger too long. Hello, she may be a shit spy but she has been scoping out hot guys since the third grade.

Darcy knows how to play it cool.

"Perhaps I am. Pretty as he is that is indeed our target. Ah, what are you doing lapochka?"

"I just want to be sure--" famous last words, she's tugging free the shoelaces of her right shoe.

This is how Darcy ends up practically flat on her face before @sanatoris, shoelaces the most obvious culprit of her dramatic prat fall to engage the enemy.

"Aw fuck me!" how could any guy resist helping such a darling woman? Lord.