Konrad is indeed a big nudist.... Mainly because he doesn't understand nudity taboos, hell I don't think he even really wore clothes growing up on Nostramo, just what ever rags or skins worked.
So imagine being a poor remembermancer, you are assigned to the most pants shittingly scary Legion of them all, you are strolling/sneaking along the ship and bamn, Konrad walks around the corner with it all flopping out.
Every time Konrad gets mentioned I am reminded that the man isn't just a clown, he's a goddamn circus.












