Riddle: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Elias: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Riddle: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Ryker: Actually I did the math, Elias would have $225, not $0.15.
Elias: Fam I’m right here....
Jeff: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Riddle: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Jeff: Sorry I only have a dollar
Riddle: :(
Ryker: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Elias would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Jeff: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Ryker: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Drew: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Ryker: Apply juice to what
Sheamus: Directly to the forehead
Elias: Great chat everyone