#this is absurdity

[mystimsyipee]

🍁💟💤 Little Red Eclispe x Alpha Sleeper Rodger Stimboard 💤💟🍁

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[godzillord]

Human!Goji 1/?: where'd u come from

Rule one of Human!Goji AU is we never question if Hollow Earth is science or magic because the answer is always yes.

- Let's just assume there's a magical science doorway - Lizard goes in lizard and comes out human - No one understands - Chaos ensues - turns out the lizard can still lift - he and the surrounding monarch agents realize this at the same time - needless to say, trucks start flying - why does he look kind of like colin farrell - nobody is getting anywhere because not!colin farrell won't stop throwing vehicles at everyone nearby - at this point nobody even knows where godzilla is or how he is associated with the homicidal superhuman lobbing jeeps around

[completelyfandoomed]

One year later...

[completelyfandoomed]

I've just been interrupted and kicked off the tv while watching "The French Mistake" and I wanna throw some hands.

This is ridiculous.

This is completely unacceptable.

[azulera]

liverpool fc the most oppressed club in world football

[azuresquirrel]

crunchyroll is not working

[ravenclaw-niall]

Larries, can you all make up your mind? Is the baby real or fake? Is it multiple babies? Did she get plastic surgery or is it photoshopped? Or is it another woman? Is it all an illusion? Are any of us real tbh?

If Larries made the rules about what constitutes a real baby, none of us would exist. My mom started working again two weeks after I was born. Pretty sure they’d tell her that it’s impossible to go back to work so soon after having a baby, and therefore I’m not real. They’re so desperate at this point, they’re throwing out every argument they can which is why they keep changing their theories. If Briana never gave birth and it was just a doll, why would they be calling her a bad mother? Of course she’s not going to take care of a doll. The denial is so deep right now.