"Oh ella you can't just think the book is better than the show in everything there has to be something you like better in the show!"
Yeah sure the Russian monologue is a masterpiece that didn't exist in the book I'm just not so sure it completely makes up for the weird virginity thing going on in episode 2
(If I see just ONE more person saying that the day of the stairwell scene was Shane's first time with Ilya I will RIOT)














