Okay, imagine: you're a desk jockey at KorTac and find out that one of the operators speaks German. You're super excited because either you took some classes in school or you have family in Germany/Austria/Switzerland, and you want to improve. Cue you walking up to this enormous terrifying soldier one day at lunch like "Guten tag! 🥰✨️ Can we practice some Deutsch together?"
And he's instantly in love.
I’m so sorry but I am hooting because this situation is extremely recognisable to me and I relate to it so hard. Except for the instant love aspect -
But for real this is me. Like I don’t care if my accent is horrible. Teach me please. No shame. I am the worst person alive.










