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i wwas the worlds worst soccer goalie because i could not stop getting distracted by girls

#this is hyperbolic #blog #circuit rambling

Having to go to work is honestly the worst thing to have ever happened to me

being talked at about autism for three hours while sitting in a room full of my colleagues, truly one of the worst experiences of my life

#this is hyperbolic #but not very hyperbolic

*screams in autistic musician trying to communicate with allistic musician*

Never knew that the way I process learning new instruments was weird before, but thanks so much for letting me know!

#my life #this is hyperbolic #he was not being mean about it #i just felt like a terrible fraud by the end of the conversation #because I don’t process that the same way he does #actuallyautistic #I also didn’t explain it well because I assumed my thought process was widely shared #spoilers: it is not #jus #uuuugggh #fuck #fuckity fuck fuck FUCK #my music

Tumblr: toxic masculinity and homophobia are ruining everything! Y’know why men in tv are never shown being emotionally & physically close? it’s because the directors think that the fans of the show will call the two guys gay if they're vulnerable with each other!

me: I know right? we need to erase the homophobic fear of being gay that’s so common in straight (and queer) boys and men so that they begin to learn how emotionally and physically close with someone of a gender they may not necessarily be romantically/sexually attracted to, not to mention learning to be close with male family members

tumblr: omg this new show has these two guys in it that actually hold a conversation without being aggressive so we’ve decided they’re madly in love and now we’re going to take screencaps of every time they so much as stand next to each other because obviously two people can’t stand near each other unless they plan to get married!

me: what

tumblr: oh and this other show? it has a beautiful, loving father-son relationship so we’re going to draw and right lots of stuff about them being romantically and sexually involved! so what if they’re related? so what if we don’t do this for mother-daughter relationships? we’re striving for more mlm representation stop being so homophobic gosh!

me: I suddenly understand the mind of every tv director ever

#gay #mlm #homophobia #toxic masculinity #stop fetishizing mlm #my post #before any one complains #THIS IS HYPERBOLIC #I KNOW NOT A L L OF TUMBLR IS LIKE THAT #OR EVERY TV SHOW #OR EVERY DIRECTOR #ITS CALLED EXAGGERATION

Me, screaming heartily into the void: I want to die!!!

#mental health #death #suicidality #this is hyperbolic #kinda #mostly #sorta #worry not friends #but please like this if you see it

sometimes im like maybe i dont actually need therapy and ill cancel a session then later that night ill start crying because i forgot i left bread in the toaster 8 hours ago

#this is hyperbolic #the toast was eaten and no tears were shed #the depression is real tho #personal

nothing more othering than being a theatre kid that also hates chicago because its a dumb show

#this is hyperbolic #however i do think that chicago is fucking dumb #like girliepop luminol did not exist yet just get a bounce paper towel and mop that shit up they wont know that its you if you bother to us #your fucking brain #hate cell block tango for the same reason #if any of you were smart you wouldnt be here #the worst thing you could come up with was he chews gum loudly so i had to kill him??? like writer look at me that was the most interesting #you could have chosen??? like its not funny it just makes me question how smart you the writers of chicago are #i fucking hate chicago its so fuckiong dumb #little hater variety hour

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