Warm like mittens

He/his & she/hers. Mawrter. Queer. "I haven't eaten a squirrel, I don't plan on eatin' a squirrel. Squirrels are rodents, they're disgusting." -Teenage boyscout

[brucebocchi]

[skellaloose]

First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that

[victusinveritas]

[augustdementhe]

#lowkey I think 'bugs bunny would've worn that' is high praise but that's just me

It didn't occur to me for even a moment that it might not have been. I'll assume it was.

[seleniumtest]

what's for dinner?

soup

beef

bowl of cereal

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2024

[star-mom-selkie]

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[tearlessrain]

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

[tearlessrain]

taking my stupid walks for my stupid mental health with my stupid hypervigilant brain horse

[tearlessrain]

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

[tubapun]

The existence of Morning wood means there's a constant wave of boners happening across the world

[muttgirl-bixxi]

except the paciffic ocean, where there is only an occasional boner from thw Stranded

[tubapun]

👆She doesn't know about mermaid boners

[muttgirl-bixxi]

why no one telll me :(

[doemiqwerty]

You didn't ask ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[thememedaddy]

[chewie-santatoast]

[waspcup]

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

[caspercryptid]

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

[book--wyrm]

#my favourite part is the people in the notes being like 'the god of children's hospitals' to be contrary#because the ball is Red#bc like. do. do they know what one of Apollo's areas of Being The God Of This Thing are?#healing and diseases#also he's like#the god of Youths#so like.yeah.#Apollo IS the god of children's hospitals actually Via @mothmammoth​

[nudityandnerdery]

[cat-memes-only]

I will (and i cant stress this enough) try to pet your cat that "doesnt like people"

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[important-animal-images]

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

@kleefkruid your tag is golden.

[theragestillburns]

if the bear wants the tripod it gets the tripod

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[redrook]

old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

[beemovieerotica]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Help

[saprophetic]

is this the post you were looking for

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.