Gimme the good shit. Coffee shop AU.
5+ HEADCANON MEME THINGY
He comes mainly to talk (read: flirt) to his favorite waiter (DAS YOUR MUSE - if you want it to be) as he enjoys his cup of joe and little snack he gets. It started off him basically wanting to fuck the waiter, but eventually came to genuinely like them.
He orders something new everyday, regardless what it is when it comes to the food. However he drinks his coffee completely black, like his soul, and has like 3 cups.
He probably owns the coffee shop, ngl. He is Rich™
He has a poodle and a dalmatian whom he brings with him all the time. He also has one cat and a parakeet whom he taught how to curse in 4 different languages.
His favorite thing about his favorite waiter is when their eyes light up in joy when they talk about whatever they have a passion for. So he tends to ask them questions about whatever they happen to enjoy. Sometimes he even brings them gift of something they talked about.
