#this is ludicrous

[dtacore]

what do you MEAN they've been married for nearly five years

[cloversclub]

when you check out a byler summer camp counselor au and come out halfway through with your perspective on literature radically and permanently altered

[terryxsi]

THEY TOOK STEVEN UNIVERSE OFF OF HBO MAX?????

[earhartsease]

weird organic chemistry au fic where the two blorbos are different kinds of alcohol who start to find each other intoxicating and at one point one of them is like

-OH

-OH

[easypeasylindyvesey]

FREE MY MAN WILL. HE AIN’T DO A DAMN THING

[flufflogic]

If anyone was wondering what job hunting was like in the UK

These are all jobs I have heard nothing back from. Not even a "thanks for applying". In a small town (under 90k population).

[trooperst-3v3]

Oops.

I didn't realize that if you turn the dial too far on those helmet speakers I had installed, they also project music outward through the vocoder speaker. So everyone around you can hear it.

And I did not realize that until I got back to my quarters at the end of the day and removed my helmet.

Fortunately, I wasn't listening to any of my more embarassing playlists today.

But it did explain why people kept clearing the path in front of me in a crowded hallway when I was blasting "Move, Bith, Get Out The Way".

[newtonsheffield]

Are you so excited to see and snuggle Greggy when you get home?! 🤗

I would be. I really would be. But the QANTAS kiosk won’t let me drop my bag off yet. So for the next 3 hours I am stuck on the wrong side of airport security