May 20, 2021
Rating terms of endearment my housemates use for each other:
Sire (9/10, solid, respectful, sweet)
My liege (7/10 usually said with disrespect, often accompanied with an unnecessarily extravagant bow)
thot (8/10, simple, straight forward, a call to arms e.g. lettuce leaf thots)
comrade (10/10, gender neutral, invokes feelings of mutual respect and love)
sir (5/10, used too often, a bit boring)
bitch boy (12/10, my favourite, has to be said in the same tone as Shane Madej saying goat man)
master (6/10, only ever used in the sentence “master has given dobby a sock, dobby is free (mocking))
fool (10/10, peak endearment)
