#this is me teasing

[temptresstitania]

i said it before, I'll say it again. i absolutely would not have the restraint to abstain from eating a decorative little petit four that says "eat me" on it. i would not think twice. i would not moderate that shit. the consequences would be astronomically disastrous. now the drink me cocktail would grant me pause. but a pretty tea cake???? gone immediately.

[autisticlancemcclain]

everyone go hype my best friend up rn or i’m not writing a fic tonight. she deserves compliments EVERYWHERE 😤😤

[agentyorkie-blog]

I saw you like that.