#this is mostly silly

[sun-yearning]

Okay I’ve had three seperate people assume I’m shorter than them. Do I give off short energy?? I don’t think I’m short. I’m a respectable middle average generic height but someone has apparently been imagining me as like, 5’4 (which I had to google as real units /silly)

Do my posts come across as a short man? Should I be concerned how the public sees me?

[houseof1000leaves]

Lawyer reacts to Ace Attorney series are my biggest guilty pleasure rn, and most of them are either working in a very different field or are public defenders, but I finally found a criminal prosecutor reacts. The difference has me baffled. Like.

Every other lawyer: [muffled sounds of rage] THAT’S NOT—NO—WHAT?? IS THIS JUST THE “FUCK THE DEFENSE’S RIGHTS” DAY??

This one guy: Oh, haha, you could theoretically pull that off irl if you tried. No, that’s a legit objection, shut up Phoenix. Technically, the fourth amendment only applies to—

This is proof to me that Edgeworth is accurate, actually. [/j]

[foxlikescereal]

the good old days.... :,(

sometimes when I lay down, I remember that it wasn't always like this.

That i wasn't always involved in a giant ass Tumblr community where everyone is either high, drunk, bald, autistic, depressed, or a business owner.

I still remember the olden days days...

...chnt...

...

*sigh*

Well-

That's enough of that

I just killed a man :)

[nevermoorpolls]

Of the known members of the Hollowpox Task Force, who do you think deserves the longest nap after Everything That Happened?

Jupiter North

Holliday Wu

Alioth Saga

Sofia

Valerie Bramble

Malcom Lutwyche

Inspector Rivers

Voting ended onJun 15

[sell-my-soul]

who wants to join my cult where i say shit like "pete wentz needs to suffer so we can write fanfic and jerk off about it" and pete is apparently our sacrificial lamb? oh and i deliver sermons about random shit

[ink-wells-and-feathers]

Something something Evan always feeling like a stray dog something something Sam's charm effect saying he's good

[blackberriebrambles]

More Hazbin animal headcanons with little to no explanation:

Husk:

cannot see glass

cannot see things close up very well but has excellent vision for things far away

will chase light reflections on the wall. Angel thinks this is hilarious. They don't speak of it.

hates when people stick things near his face bc whiskers (they're sensitive)

zoomies at 3 am

takes forever in the bathroom (both cats and birds spend a lot of time grooming themselves)

expressive tail and ears!

expressive feathers!

loves to be petted but would never admit it, esp on his head/back of his neck

can't taste sugar

scratches the furniture

Angel Dust:

Very good spatial awareness

good at knitting/weaving/other textile arts

very strong for his size

i don't actually know much about spiders. Venom, maybe?

can jump very high/far

Sir Pentious:

Uses his tongue to smell

cold blooded! loves to lounge in warm, sunny areas

sheds skin

looks like he's a cobra so venomous

can sense vibrations but also cannot hear very well

hates stairs

no eyelids

sleeps when it's cold

Alastor:

surprisingly stealthy

very good night vision

blinded by bright lights

secretly likes being around people

very good senses; hearing, smell, etc

flight/freeze response

expressive ears (loved seeing his ears move around on the show!)

+BONUS Valentino:

his eyes are shit and he eats his clothes