Harry should have ROASTED Voldemort so bad.
So uuuum recently I read like a post about “What if Voldemort won”.
And it escalated badly for me from there. Somehow it ended with me doing the math and guys, GUYS it really hurts to admit it but Tom F*ing Riddle wasted his life.
17 years as an emo/drama queen kid/teenager
16 years (roughly) as a retail worker in Borgin and Burkes. Then disappears
14 years as a puff of smoke less than the meanest spirit obsessing about an infant/teenager.
3 years being back, hunting said teen and then he accidentally offed himself with an AK to the face.
50 YEARS of Voldemort being an OBSESSIVE DRAMA QUEEN.
I’m laughing I’m CRYING. He only actively did his job as a dark Lord for 22 years and he disappeared in between to far away lands too. HOW did NO-ONE ROAST THAT BASTARD? HOW?
