ꗃ 𝚃𝙰𝚂𝙺 𝟶𝟶𝟷 : alexa play house tour by sabrina carpenter.
“ helloooo mtv, welcome to my crib ! as you can see i’m allergic to overhead lighting – i'll probably go into shock if someone flipped the switch and those fluorescents fried my eyes. anyways, y’got the kitchen, boring, no need to see that, that leads right into the living room. found this cool rug on facebook marketplace. gotta be honest, half the stuff in here is from there ... got a knack for negotiating at this point so if you ever need anything, let me know. i'm also trying to be 'one with nature' hence the greenery, but shit’s faker than a trophy wife's botched boob job. tv, couch, yada yada. over here i've got my mini record store – vinyls, some turntables if you want to sob over some sufjan stevens or whatever ... and if you follow me down this little hallway i'll show you where the magic happens. say hi to marvin on the way, ” the alien fixed to the bathroom wall holding up the hand towels, “ he's the bathroom attendant. anyways. here's my room. got my horror corner over there – some dude was selling his movie collection so obviously i had to snatch that up, he threw in that brick of a tv too. real retro. actually won one of those ghostface masks in an online auction, got a certificate of authenticity which is pretty rad. computer setup's over there ... that's marvin's sister, marvina, holding my headphones. back down the hall we go towards the balcony. i set up a projector so i could watch things outside when i smoke, pretty chill out here. um ... yeah that's pretty much it. oh, before you go ! it's imperative new guests draw themselves on that board on the way out. sorry i don't make the rules. have at it picasso. ”