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You guys don't make war

make love

no really

😳😳😳😳 woah woah woah

I'M BEING ATTACKED!!!

I'm getting ready to take a nap and diz bitch got her friend over and shit omg

Roommate 1: Why is there a full glass of water on the counter?

Roommate 2: It's Five's.

Roommate 1: Five, what's up with the water?

Me: Oh, I found an ant in it, so I did the logical thing and brought it to the sink

Me: And filled it with dish soap and water

Me: So it would drown while being poisoned

Me: And left it out on the counter as an example to all the other ants who dare try to enter my dwelling space.

Roommates:

Roommate 2: Nice. I approve of your methods.

Roommate 1: ...Did you have to fill it all the way when only like a little bit would have done the job?

Me: Yes.

Me: They must know their situation is hopeless.

#this is war!!