I had this really bizarre non-explicit dream about Gerard Way last night.
Notable Events:
1) He was asked to film a romantic scene in a music video with a woman who was really really weird about it.
2) He attempted to pass of this strange woman to his brother-in-law (No idea if he even has one but whatever)
3) Delivered an unhinged rant to her that he read off a packet of paper to get her to leave him alone. This doesn't work, as she picks up that he's reading it off of a paper, at which point he simply says, "Understand? Fuck off." (No clue what he was referring to, but it worked?)
4) John Stamos was there for some reason. Could not explain that one if I tried.
5) I picked him up at some point, and upon discovering that he was lighter than expected, I threw him over my shoulder and deposited him on a bed of Hay-Bales(This was outside a local bar/concert venue so I cannot explain the hay??? The only thing I could maybe think is that I've been listening to S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W a lot so maybe it was subliminal?)
6) Upon laying on the hay beside him (and as mentioned earlier, inexplicably John Stamos) he proceeded to make dad jokes for an hour and then I woke up.
He looked like this, by the way.















