#this is... terrible

[motherboxing]

Oh no... this backstory... John’s got a BIR (Boyfriend In Refrigerator)

[tallmadgeandtea]

[ryuutales]

To anyone in Paris right now, my thoughts are with you. Stay safe.

[flowerboygang]

“On a global level, Asian masculinity as a concept has been equated to being feminine, weak, nerdy, and asexual” um

[zoewashburne]

no you don't understand

the first and the last time i ever went ice skating was 10 years ago and it was the worst day of my life

tonight i somehow got hoaxed into going with milica and my brother and his son

and it was scary and dkkadl;ls and milica was holding my hand and i was trying but i sucked at it a lot and the second i thought: 'perhaps i could do this after-"

i landed straight on my ass

but like not in a cool way

not in a haha way

straight on that bone that wikipedia tells me is called coccyx

aHA tailbone that little sucker

and it hurt and still hurts sO FUCKING MUCH

I CAN'T EVEN SIT STRAIGHT AND GOING UP OR DOWN THE STAIRS IS EXCRUCIATING

and not even the two beers i had afterwards helped

and now i came home and i rubbed some idk cream on it and i am trying to warm it up but it fucking hurts i can't stand up or crouch or do anything

moral of the story: ice skating is dangerous, kids