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[yourhappypappypatton]

“I’m back on my bs”

Oh worm?

Your bs stops? Jokes on u, hater. My bs is like a Disneyland ride only stops during breakdowns

[lesbianhubris]

Pro life tip:

Do not join tumblr. Don't do it. If you are reading this and think that it's just a joke, then you may still have a chance. Go to your settings and delete your blog right now. Forget anything you saw here and go back to your normal life in the real world. Accomplish things. Meet people. I swear I have your best interests in mind when I tell you to get out now. Before it's too late. Before you lose all ability to be a normal human being. Today I laughed at a cat opening a watermelon with its paw. no explanation. but I found it fucking hilarious. I don't even know why.   

[brazenbutterflyfragilewings]

you know what I love?

boobs

you know what I hate?

boobs

[horanpurrs]

If I could get a dollar for every succesful text post of mine… man, I’d be so poor