#this time literally

[somethingwithmoles]

My anxiety is such that I cannot even reblog stuff on Tumblr without feeling tense. "What if people are annoyed by my tags" dfkekfjjkvejkegfj girl what's your problem

[ceruleanfuckup]

Why would you make miss dingler dangler cry??

For some extra context, this is about a roommate who would only ever refer to male genitalia as a "dingle dangler", and this is when when we had just started living together. My other roommate and I had already been living together for a year and all three of us were just getting used to living with each other.

Now, Other Roommate and I were very silly baby gays and she started chasing me around trying to give me an attack hug. I very stubbornly refused, and thus a Looney tunes chase ensued, ending with our living room a mess and my door slammed in her face. Now, my door didn't have a lock, so it was just force of body weight that was holding it there. I wanted this danger to disappear from my doorstep, so I loudly announced that I was taking off all of my clothes and opening my door. My attacker was a lesbian and my friend, so I knew she wasn't going to volunteer to see that.

Now, Attacker/Other Roommate knew that I didn't bluff and that if I made a threat then I was going to follow through on it, and that I was indeed about to be naked as the day I was born. I was very vocal about the process and gave a countdown, and on the count of three I flung my door open. My assailant was in the living room and turned around, but the thing is my door opened directly down our hallway, and at the end of this hallway I see Ms. Dingle Dangler, a woman who had a Tumblr obsession with Tom Hiddleston and ended up married to a woman. She's staring directly at waist level as I open the door, and I get to see her go on a lovely Face Journey.

Confronted with my bits, there's a look of deep confusion on her face. Then shock. Then horror. I don't know that I've ever seen someone look so dismayed and appalled in my life. Tears instantly welled up and she flung herself on her bed, wailing like she'd just lost a loved one. Once I was clothed, Other Roommate and I shared a lot of good laughs about the distraught weeping maiden, and needless to say, she never called a bluff of mine ever again. :D

[fantasticgardenkid]

talked to a neighbour today, and the empty space at the end of the street is free for everyone to plant in! I thought they'd be a bit touchy about me trying to do stuff there, but she was so sweet! and she gave me a strawberry plant when I mentioned I was growing some from seed, still reeling from this whole thing tbh

BUT this means I'll make a pretty barrier of sunflowers and that whole area will be a bit more secure after it

[2mimikyute4u]

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[manyofnine]

It's fascinating how in the silt verses with all their talk about Gods and Religion, not once does it actually fulfill the role of Religion?

People form religion, form the power of the belief, shape the gods, shape the sacrifices, Saints and Miracles, yes, i understand and follow all that. But also it should be... Aspirable to be a Saint?

Like, yes it's horrid and horrible and a different word for "we will do unspeakable torture on you :)" but Sainthood is supposed to be fullfilling. Not the God's will, but your own? And you can make someone else a Saint, especially not against their will.

And you can't collectively as Society look down on Saints, make them mundane, sad or pityful. That's not how it's supposed to work.

What bleak worldview the Creators have if there is no God capable of actually giving the people what they want, instead of taking taking taking in a twisted game of "if you don't give me what i asked for i will take more and this will hurt worse" like some weird bully. God's should be feared yes, but also capable of being loved?

You can't just decide for someone else, "you will be a Saint" because to be a Saint you need to love your God and be loved in turn. And not the love that takes possessively either. I mean the one that gives. Gives endlessly.

What, How, Why is there nothing like that in that world. How can you actually worship if it's fear and death and roiling disgust that hits you everytime you think of it. If you need to hide your Saints behind paint. If you have them begging for mercy before their ascension. That's not how it's supposed to be. What were you thinking when you created it in the first place? What world were you trying to create?

And i know i am stomping my foot and throwing a tantrum here because that form of religion isn't how i understand mine, but I always saw practising religion as something soothing. Something strengthening, empowering, Something that helps you through the long day. That keeps you safe at night. I don't see any of that in any God in the Silt Verses.

The closest we get, are people who found and forged an actual connection to their God of choice, but honestly these God's are also mostly just using that connection to ask for more sacrifices. It's just wrong.

I don't know if my view of religion is simply naive or untainted by cults but, that right there in that podcast ain't Gods my love. They are demons that befell on Earth and convinced them to make more of the same.

How can a child's God be cruel? How can a birds God inspire torture? Why is the bridge Goddess that was worshipped for love taking and killing cats? That's not. How can someone like Vaughan not survive a ritual killing? Don't they have Gods of their own? Don't they know how to keep themself save from turning? Don't they have power of their own? Aren't Gods supposed to give you power not to take it away? Why-

Yes i know it's capitalism. Let me have my existential spiral first before i advocate for the whole system to be shut down and renewed in Kindness and Consideration.

This fucking false politeness of the city people in the Silt Verses is killing me btw.

[klaxustarah]

There's one thing that will make me want to purchase a product infinitely more than 1000 snarky meme ads

And that is a penguin on the packaging

[asnakewithwingsisadragon]

Lili, before:I'm never having kids

Lili, now: I mean technically I would not be *having* it because I'm not the one who's getting pregnant, right? And like, the other one is a gorgon, clearly not mine. No, I am NOT her step-mother, I'm her AUNT, there's a difference. I'm not a MILF, STOP IT.