#this'll be funny

[tempusetveritas]

"So. You're their brother."

starter for @othunderous

[pademelonluck]

The first letter in your keyboard smash is your first name, and the last, your last name.

A- asshole.

B- petunia.

C- trucker.

D- rancid.

E- follicle.

F- gay.

G- speckled.

H- dung.

I- sunglasses.

J- fisherwoman.

K- Stinky.

L- toad.

M- sisterly.

N-brotherly.

O- fisherman.

P- Gemini.

Q- defenestrative.

R- pongdocious.

S- Stardust.

T- Cloven.

U- lesbian.

V- boobs.

W- Human-ish.

X- braying.

Y- queer.

Z- nerdy.

[izartn]

Realising Animorphs exists with its alien parasite species (Yeerk) and just. Thinking back on The Host by Stephanie Meyer. And how they’re two very very very different stories but now I can’t help but think SM read at some point Animorphs- or heard about it. I haven’t read much SF how common those kinda aliens are? The ones that are small and rept into your brain to control your body in the process absorving your traits bc otherwise they haven’t a way to really live? Ok, about everything about the Animorphs worldbuilding is better than SM, bc as I said the stories themes are different, and are interested in exploring wildly different things, and the souls in The Host are besides very lite in comparison and stepped in Meyer christian imaginery but. I can’t unsee it. Why. I didn’t need those dots connecting in my brain.

[helluva-hazbins]

-skips over to go make some Adam icons- be right baaaack~

[jeongukkiee]

Based on my blog, how many followers do you guys think I have?

[vegasmarked-blog]

Michael stop Ciar from seducing Nick

[sacrificalis-matrem-blog]

“You’re all mine, lover…” //bc he'd do this and probs cock it up xD

Send me "You're all mine, lover..." for my muse's reaction to yours shoving them onto their bed and pinning their arms over their head..

The woman couldn’t help but smirk when Lee pushed her back onto the bed in his old room, they were still staying at his parents for the week. Her eyes followed her arms backward as he pushed them back over her head, before flickering back to him.

"This is new…" Lori mumbled, raising an eyebrow at him. 

[musicmushi]

so I'm kinda writing a digimon fanfic just cause and I want this exchange to happen at some point

digimon: you're in the Digital World

human: The Digital World?!? Now I really AM lost!

digimon: ...what do you mean?

human: I was walking home and somehow ended up here! I should be in my house helping my mom make dinner or fight over the video games with my siblings or something! Not lost in an entirely different plane of existence!

digimon: ....MORON!!! HOW DO YOU EVEN BEGIN TO SCREW UP THAT BADLY???!!!! HOW DO YOU GET LOST AND CROSS DIMENSIONS LIKE THAT??!! IT'S NOT EXACTLY A WRONG TURN AT THE FORK IN THE ROAD!!!