Me: A drunk off of berries female robin has been running into my bedroom window since 10 this morning.
10am: First notice bird running into my window repeatedly.
11am: Cracked open a separate window and yell at bird... bird leaves.
1102am: The bird is back.
1130am: Friend on the outside shoes bird away.
1140am: The bird is back.
1150am: crack window again yell at it... the bird doesn't leave.
12pm: I leave for lunch.
1pm: Came to grab some stuff from room. Bird still here. Stayed in room, because lazy.
0110pm: Brought my dog into my room in hopes it would scare off the bird.
0112pm: Dog does not care about bird.
0130pm: Got annoyed at bird and ran outside with a metal fence post.
0133pm: Chased bird away. Currently lying in wait.
0137pm: Bird tried to return to my window, but I was ready. Bird now up in a tree, but I see it.
0140pm: Got bored and went on with my day.
0230pm: Went by my room and bird was back.
0240pm: Anger rising. Bird now dubbed Wanda make me mad.
0300pm: Wright long dumb piece on tumblr about Wanda.
0305pm: Wanda is still running repeatedly into my window. I believe she should definitely have a concussion by now.
0308pm: Maybe I should turn this into a comic?
0310pm: Posting on tumblr about Wanda now. Might keep tumblr updated on situation later.
0400pm: Chased bird away with the fence post again.
0500pm: Wanda has yet to return... I don't miss her.
0640pm: everything was fine till 6:35 WHEN SHE CAME BACK! HER BEAK HAS LITERALLY CHANGED SHAPE SINCE THIS MORNING! WHEN WILL SHE LEARN!