#thisismyhostage

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"Weee look Sebastian look what I can do!" He gets out of the changing room. "You like it?!"

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It's my nest || thisismyhostage || Closed RP

This morning at about 7am Sherlock had left the flat for a case. A few minutes after that the now-angel that was Andrew had appeared in the living room of the homestead, arms filled with a huge pile of clothes. He placed them on the floor and disappeared again, before returning with more clothes. This kept going on for quite a few hours, piles upon piles of clothes and blankets appearing in the front room as he transfered them from where they had been to that room.

By early afternoon all the furniture in the area had been moved and piled up in any room that wasn't the living room. Once this was done the angel had begun arranging his huge mound of fabrics in a way that was, to him, perfectly aesthetically pleasing; colour co-ordination obvious throughout the arrangement.

By the time he was done with this - which was late afternoon - the room was hardly recognisable; no furniture to be seen and the floor practically non-existent. Feathers scattered the arrangement, as did a few stuffed animals and pillows. After long hours of work the angel stood bare-foot in the middle of the room (shoes having been disposed of in the kitchen earlier), glancing about with a happy smile. 

Gaea, who had been hopping about the room, snuffling at different items of clothing as he worked and dragging certain colours forwards when needed, made her way towards him where he stood, hopping up and down rather excitedly. Smiling down at her, he moved to lay down in the centre of the room, pulling the rabbit onto his chest and softly stroking her head.

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[Sherlock Holmes & Andrew aka my newest ship to support]

SEND ME A SHIP INVOLVING MY MUSE AND I’LL TELL YOU; 

Who would be the big spoon?Sherlock. Andrew was the big spoon at first but Sherlock soon realised he didn't like not being able to just get up when he wanted, so he started being the big spoon. Andrew's utterly fine with this. In all honesty, He prefers being the little spoon.

Who would wake up first?They don't really sleep all that often - what with Andrew not needing to sleep and Sherlock tending to stay up rather a lot - but when they do they wake up around the same time. Neither of them are heavy sleepers, so when one of them gets up the other soon follows.

Do they have nicknames for each other?No, they tend to just stick to 'Andrew' and 'Sherlock'. Andrew's not really one for nicknames (unless he's drunk) and Sherlock just doesn't think 'Andy' suits.

What happened when they met each other’s parents?Mr and Mrs Holmes would be absolutely charmed by Andrew. Mummy Holmes would spend the time fawning over Him and making comments about how she was so happy that her Sherlock had find such a nice man to be with, and Daddy Holmes would just enjoy the time talking to Andrew. Andrew obviously knows about everything so it would seem that they both had just exactly the same likes, which would make Mr Holmes warm to Him quickly. But- neither of them would know who Andrew really was. Not for a long time.

How do they apologise after an argument?Sherlock doesn't apologise, as such, he just stops being angry or sulky and goes back to normal, but with a few extra, 'surprise' kisses at random times.Andrew does little things for Sherlock; leaves him tea and biscuits around the flat and makes sure the tea doesn't get cold, keeps him stocked up on whatever he wants (nicotine patches, rosin for his violin bow, chemicals for whatever experiments he might be doing etc etc) or gives him that little extra time he promised.

What would they be like as parents?Andrew hasn't really been the best father with His Children, but were He to have an actual child with Sherlock He would be the best He could; admit to His mistakes, offer advice, help out- be as good a father as He could be. He'd be great, if He put his mind to it.As for Sherlock, he'd be brilliant. People wouldn't really think so, but if he did have a child he'd treat it unlike he's ever tret anyone before. Just think of how he was with Archie, but imagine him even better than that because it's his kid.

Who is the better cook?Andrew. Sherlock doesn't cook, unless its for an experiment. Andrew cooks whatever Sherlock wants at the time, and while it might take Sherlock a while to actually eat it, he always likes it.

Who is more romantic?Probably Andrew. Sherlock's not particularly the romantic type. Neither is Andrew, really, but despite this you could still say He was the more romantic of the two.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?Sherlock tends to buy Andrew things for Gaea, really. Food, toys and whatnot. He's never really sure what to buy Andrew Himself, seeing as Andrew doesn't really have material posesions (other than Gaea and that Jenga block of His), so he gets Gaea things instead, because he knows that Andrew will appreciate them.Andrew gets Sherlock things that are useful to him, exactly when they'll be useful. Sherlock can't find any nicotine patches? Andrew'll materialise one (or three) for him. Low on propane? Oh look, there's a bottle of it on the table. Broken violin string? Fixed. Whatever Sherlock needs Andrew will most likely get it for him. 

Who gets jealous easiest?Sherlock. Andrew rarely gets jealous, but Sherlock can get a bit jealous of Him on occasion. He can do anything, after all.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?Neither of them, really. But if it had to be one of them it would be Andrew. Sherlock tends to just 'delete' those kinds of things.

Who is the most adventurous?In general; Sherlock. Andrew's more of the calm, peaceful type. If Sherlock's on a case and there's running to do and he wants Andrew with him He'll usually just transport himself to wherever Sherlock ended up, unless Sherlock asks Him specifically to actually run with him.

Who is the most protective?Sherlock. Andrew doesn't really feel the need to be protective. Granted, He is somewhat more protective of Sherlock than others, but in the long run Sherlock is the more protective one, despite knowing that Andrew is more than capable of looking after Himself.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?It wasn't until recently that Andrew realised He even wanted to be in a relationship passed friendship, so past Him wouldn't've been in a relationship. 'Childhood sweethearts' wouldn't happen, but Andrew's always been very interested in Sherlock, so it would be more of a great friendship than a sweethearts thing.

Do I ship it?NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do /Yes / Of course! / OTP / THIS SHIP WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME